|*| Some Best Jokes So far|*|

Guys collecting some of Best Jokes i got...Enjoy..!😆

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This is the true story of George
Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi,
who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process
of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the
police, who asked "Is someone in
your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then
they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when
available.
George said, "Okay," hung up,
counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few
seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't
have to worry about them now
because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five
minutes three squad cars, an
Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up. Of course,
the police caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the policemen said to
George: "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said
there was nobody available!"

😛😛
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Ever wonder how blondes
remember their Passwords?
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big
password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.😛

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A blonde and a brunette are
running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need
a bull to mate with their cows to
increase their herd. The
brunette takes their life savings
of $600 dollars and goes to
Texas to buy a bull. She
eventually meets with an old
cowboy that will sell her a bull.
"It's the only one I got for $599,
take it or leave it."
She buys the bull and goes to
the local telegram office and
says, "I'd like to send a telegram
to my friend in Louisiana that
says: Have found the stud bull
for our ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells
her, "Telegrams to anywhere in
the U.S. are $. 75 per word."
She thinks about it for a
moment and decides. "I'd like to
send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?"
inquires the man.
"Comfortable," replies the
brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss,
but is your friend gonna
understand this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend
is blonde and reads REAL slow,
when she gets this, she will see
COM-FOR-DA-BULL."😆

Two blondes went to the pound
where each adopted a puppy.
The joy of their new best friend
was quickly overshadowed when
they got home and the first
blonde said, "I think we're in
trouble, how are we going to tell
them apart?"
This lead to several hours of
concentration until finally, the
second blonde said, "I've got an
idea. We'll tie a red bow around
my puppy and a blue bow around
yours."
The next day the first blonde
comes running up to the second
when she got home, "Oh no, I
can't tell whose puppy is whose...
they've pulled the ribbons off
while they were playing."
"OK, we need to find a better
way to tell them apart," says
the second blonde. After several
more hours of concentration,
they came up with the bright
idea of getting different colored
collars.
Again, the next day, the first
blonde comes running up to the
second as soon as she gets
home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose
puppy is whose... they've pulled
their collars off while they were
playing." "There's got to be some
way to tell them apart," says
the second blonde.
After several more hours of
concentration, the first blonde
finally comes up with another
idea, "I know! Why don't you take
the black one and I'll take the
white one!"

A ten-year-old Jewish boy was
failing math. His parents tried
everything from tutors to
hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally,
at the insistence of a family
friend, they decided to enrol
their son in a private Catholic
school.
After the first day, the boy's
parents were surprised when he
walked in after school with a
stern, focused and very
determined expression on his
face. He went straight past
them, right to his room and
quietly closed the door.
For nearly two hours he toiled
away in his room - with math
books strewn about his desk and
the surrounding floor. He
emerged long enough to eat,
and after quickly cleaning his
plate, went straight back to his
room, closed the door and
worked feverishly at his studies
until bedtime.
This pattern of behaviour
continued until it was time for
the first quarter's report card.
The boy walked in with it
unopened - laid it on the dinner
table and went straight to his
room. Cautiously, his mother
opened it and, to her
amazement, she saw a large red
'A' under the subject of Math.
Overjoyed, she and her husband
rushed into their son's room,
thrilled at his remarkable
progress. "Was it the nuns that
did it?" the father asked.
The boy shook his head and said
"No."
"Was it the one-to-one tutoring?
The peer-mentoring?"
"No."
"The textbooks? The teachers?
The curriculum?"
"No", said the son. "On that first
day, when I walked in the front
door and saw that guy nailed to
the plus sign, I KNEW they meant
business!"
🤣 ROTFL

i dun think blonde jokes r allowed? 🤔 it says so in the rules..bt thnx anyway

Oh hope i dun get another wl😕