Man... "Give the phone to my wife?"
Maid:Sir ,Madam said not to disturb ...she is upstairs with her boyfriend.
Man gets angry and tells the maid ....Ok, go to the coat closet and take out my shotgun and go upstairs and kill them both.
Being very loyal ...the maid ...puts the phone on hold and does what she was told and comes back after few minutes and says ...sir its done ...they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
Man.... Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get back
Maid:but ... "We don't have a pool."
Man asks ... "Is this 202 6777...."