Hotty : Who are you calling babes.
Happy : You.
Hotty : I am no babes. I am Hot and Happening.
Happy : You may be hot, but nothing is happening.
Hotty : Lot is happening. Cutey is peking a bachelor party.
Happy : What??
Hotty : Cutey and his Hindi. He is throwing a bachelor party.
Happy : Good for you.
Hotty : So? I can go?
Happy : Sure.
Hotty : Are you sure.
Happy : Of course. Go have fun.
Happy : Yes. If Hotty is in the party, all they will do is not have fun.
Meeky : There will be girls.
Happy : Yeah I know. I myself arranged them too.
Meeky : How dare you
Happy : Abey Vo Filament less light bulb. I sent SP Bahus. SP Bahus, don't let their own husbands touch them, so don't worry.
Knock Knock
Lamey : Who is on the other side of this side of the door.
VBelley : Kana
Lamey : Ooh yum. Khana. Food. Yum. She is calling herself food. Come In.
Room Goes Dark :
Sexy Remix Starts Playing
Hey You, I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tera Haath Kabhi Na Aani
Maane na Maane koi parivaar yea saari
Mere achaar ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main to khud ko achar bannane
May Name Is Belly
Gavaar Ki Belley
Main Tera Haath Na Aani (SP)
My Name Is Belly
Gavaar Ki Belley
Lamey Faints
Knock Knock
Cutey : Who Is it Mere Bhai.
Hotty : Bhai nahi. Bai. Like Jalebi Bai !!!
Cutey : You mean Ku Ku Kushi.
Hotty Slaps Cutey : Don't you dare think about her and walks into upstairs bedroom.
Cutey Opens the Door.
Room Goes Dark:
Sexy Item Song Starts Playing
Scorpion My Eyes, Big Poisonous Wink Maare
Jutting Hips Of Mine, extra screen space maange
Bills Of Dollars, give me one by one
Twitch ki teeli se cigarette jalaane Aaayi
Aaayi
Chikni Shymali Chup Ke Akeli Limping Sobbing Aayi
Chikni Shymali Chup Ke Akeli Limping Sobbing Aayi.
Cutey Faints
Expecting Creepy but seeing Cutey Weepy faints.
Upstairs In the Bedroom
Hotty is sitting in a comfortable chair.
Hotty : DAMMIT !! Not a single Rasam is spicy. Every Rasam is blocking the thing which doesn't want to be blocked. DAMMIT !!Rooms Goes Dark :
A Song Plays.
Magic Hai Nasha Hai
Intoxication While Driving Hai
Punishable by La La La Law !!!
WHAT THE !!!
Magic Hai Nasha Hai
Madconsciousyan Hai
I want you to come where can I go.
Magic Hai Nasha Hai
Madconscious Nahi Hai
Tujko KhudKushi Nahi Letting Me Do.
Dekhit Hai, love making tarah Se, Teri Eyes Mujhe
Kumari Ab My Ready to Let Go !!!
Jaadu ...
Hotty is getting all red in some places, blood running to certain places, nerves bulging in strategic places
Fandom : Thud Died
Loopy : Dimwits. I am talking about the nerves on his forehead.
BBBs : Forehead. Upar Wala??
Loopy : Besharam BBBs. You did not faint.
BBBs : We have seen it all, done it all, mastered it all. Move along.
Happy finished her writhing and gyrating and jumps and lands on Hottys Lap.
Happy Jumps up immediately saying : What The !!
Happy : Rubbing her Behind. What is in your Lap.
Hotty : Pouts Smirkly.
Happy : What The. What is a mannequin doing in your lap.
Happy : Oh Poor Mannequin. Did he hurt you.
Hotty : Shut up. While dancing and twirling you knocked it into my lap. You silly girl.
Happy : Kneels in front of him. Did you like my dance.
Hotty : Yes, but you didn't have to.
Happy : I know.
Hotty : Picks her up, hugs her and says, but I want more.
Happy : I never thought you would ask. OMDM !! I am ready.
Hotty : Then lets do it.
Happy : Sorry, I am not that easy.
Hotty : I knew you would tease and then run away, so I came prepared.
Happy : Prepared How.
Haotty : I got several condoments.
Fandom : Choked and Died.
Loopy : Abey Vo Hotty. It is an I after D.
BBBs : Loopy, don't try to be Prude now.
Loopy : BBBs, don't try to be rude now.
Hotty : Ok. Here is a box of Chana.
Happy : Dupatta / Pallu comes off the shoulder.
Hotty : Ok. Here is a box of Jalebi.
Happy : Bangles come off the hands.
Hotty : Ok. Here is a box of Gol Guppa.
Happy : Ear rings and ear pieces (black hair pins) fall on to the floor.
Hotty : Ok. Here is a box of shiny stars
Happy : What The. The Dori untied itself.
Hotty : Ok. Here is a box of..
Happy : This will take foreaver.
Happy : Angrily puts her hands in ASR pant pockets. The front ones.
Hottyy : What The. What are you doing.
Happy : Stop wriggling around and stand still.
Hotty : You besharam. TRP aunties are hiding behind their sari hoods.
Happy fishes out his phone and calls Aman.
Hatty : Aman, send me 6 boxes each of Chana, Golguppa and Jalebis. So total 18 boxes.
Hotty : What is with 6 and 18.
Happy : Symbolism babes.
Hotty : Oh Really. This I have to hear and leans against the bed with hands corssed.
Happy : Listen carefully
6 signifies sex
18=1+8=9
9 is the upside down meaning of six
Upside down meaning of sex is sex also.
So 6 signifies Sex
And 9 signifies Sex
So 6 and 9 makes 69.
69 signifies sex north to south and south to north.
Hotty who was smirking smugly while leaning against the bed promptly falls on it.
Happy : Oh mera I don't know anything, I can't do anything 6 mahine ke contract wala platonic husband. Here I come. And promptly trips herself and falls on top of Hotty.
Hotty tries to squirm and wriggle out from under her, but Happy had other unplatonic plans for her soon to be repeat husband.
She pins him under her in a subtle KS move.
BBBs : What is KS
Loopy : The image on the screen doesn't ring any door bells for you. If not go back to playing with your barbie dolls while kissing Ken Doll.
Hotty is getting all bothered and Chotey was getting all agitated.
Chotey wins and Hotty flicks Happys nose, kisses her on the forehead makes a mmmccchhh sound.
Happy : Was not going to give up that easily. She pins him back to the bed moves her lips to his ear, flicks his earlobe and whispers, Creepy is giving blank calls.
Hotty, hearing Creepy's name, like a dam that burst after a massive flood, blood ran through all the veins of Hotty including the ones neck down. Hell, they broke the barrier and even ran into the veins waist down.
Hotty in one lustful lunge rolls over and pins Happy to the bed.
They both start kissing as if they were actual married couple.
BBBs : What The Loopy.
Loopy : They are not married. So shut it.
CHOTEY !!!!
Hotty : I know I know, all in due time. First let me kiss you all I want.
CHOTEY !!!
Hotty : Stop calling me that. It is so Creepy.
Blood again starts pumping and jumping and humping through his veins at the mere mention of that word and he angrily bites into Happys lips.
CHOTEY !!!
Hotty : If you have to call out a name in passion, call me Laad Governor.
Happy : By the time I say Laad Governor in a passionate scream, everything will be done. So shut it and keep kissing.
Happy : BTW, they call you quick gun murugan. Hence can't call you names which are big like Laad Governor.
Happy : BTW, I wasn't calling you Chotey!!!
CHOTEY !!!
Hotty and Happy finally hear it loud and clear and Hotty gets up.
Hotty realizes he cannot open the door looking the way Chotey did.
Hotty runs into the bathroom and Happy opens the door and yells what do you want Meeky !!!!
Meeky : Chotey. I want chotey. I need chotey. Where is chotey. Is that too much to ask. Chotey.
Happy : Psst. That is Weepys script. Did you steal it.
Meeky : Winks and says yes and hands Happy something and says, see you tomorrow morning. He better have the used and abused look tomorrow, with dishelved no gelled hair and look nailed (nail marks).
Happy : Sure thing.
Shiv Shakti
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