Mute Explained
ASR : You have to marry me Kushi
Kushi : Why? Who do you think you are. No Faraq for me
ASR : You really want to know why we should get married
Kushi : Me and Devi Mayya both.
ASR : Ok, let us start with what you do to men, married or otherwise.
Kushi : Chup. Don't say anymore. 9 Year olds watch this show
ASR : What the?
Kushi : Some 6 year old even told me to do one more thing to one man in particular (thinking to herself, I should have hit Shyam between the legs, but he wouldn't have had chance to become a papa, oh wait he is a papa, I definitely should have hit him between the legs. Should tell LM to hire that 6 year old to write scripts)
ASR : You don't have any brain and what are you thinking for so long.
Kushi : Ok, I will marry you. But why so sudden
ASR : I will tell you when no one is around. But I have some conditions. Or else I will stop Ji Akash Ji and Ji Payal Ji from further Ji-ing.
Kushi : You want to marry me and you have conditions for me. Who do you think you are.
ASR : No more Ji's.
Kushi : Ok what conditions
ASR : You can never make jalebis
Kushi : What ?
ASR : You can never eat jalebis
Kushi : What The?
ASR : You can never say Devi Mayya in the bedroom
Kushi : Kya?
ASR : You can never say pone again.
Kushi : Kya The?
ASR : Why are crying and sad.
Kushi : Because you have sugar, I cant eat sugar, sugar !!
ASR : Smirks
Kushi : Because you have posh accent I can't pone Devi Mayya.
ASR : Smirks Squared
Kushi : If I can't make jalebis and eat jalebis and pone Devi Mayya, what is left for me to do.
ASR : As per the contract, all you can do and say is, Chodo-na ! Chod dijiye ! Chodo and once in a while you can say Anjaliji along with those words.
The end.
Forgive spelling mistakes. This is no comedy. This is serious. I am a mute language expert !!
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