Ok fellow boaters. You know who you are. Not that many of you boaties, take the time to comment in my posts. But I am Shyless and Shameless. So here goes one more epsiode.
Do any of you remember my mosquito post. Dinner and a Movie.
No ? What The Fondue.
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2800407/fun-post-dinner-and-a-movie
Here is the movie part.
MM : Now that we are done with the dinner I promised, let us go see the movie.
FM : What is the movie name. How are the reviews
MM : Initially it was called Is Khoon Ko Kya Naam Doon. Now they changed it to
Is Khoon Ka Yeh Rishtha Kya Diya Aur Saath Nibhana Ek Hazarron Mein Mere Kushi Ka Maryada!!
FM : Bade Achey Lagtey Ho Hi Ho Title.
MM : Audience Mann Kee Awaaz - Title Changed
FM : How are the reviews
MM : Some show the Thumb Finger, Some show the Index and Middle Finger, some show the thunb and index finger at 90 degrees angle and some show the middle finger.
FM : Wide range. Good. What is it about.
MM : It is a fiction inspired reality show. Two dystopian families decide to play hunger games with an Orphan to see who can stake a claim on her mind, body, soul and existence.
FM : Voi Maaa !! That sounds very dark and depressed.
MM : No No. It is very comical. You will ROFLYTO.
Movie Starts
Hotty : Why the hell are you not going to Bali.
Lamey : Because you have work.
Hotty : What does it have to do with you.
Lamey : Without your guidance I cannot do anything. I need you.
Hotty : You need me for everything? You don't know anything? Is there anything you know.
Lamey : Yes bro. Sure bro. I do bro. A coin has two sides, a square has four sides, a triangle has 3 sides and circle has no sides.
Hotty is speechless
Lamey : When will you be able to go.
Hotty recalls what happened the last time he though about going to Bali with his wife and he saw his wife on the beach and …. How a song played and boiled his blood and he got a fever …
Ek Happy Ko Dekha Tho Aisa Laga
Jaise Deals ka papers
Jaise Profit ka numbers
Jaise Losses ka zeroes
----
Jaise Payments ka checks
Jaise Business ka cards
Jaise clients ka praises
Jaise Delhi Me Ho Ek Lautha Billionaire!!!!
Hotty gets all bothered and all hot under the collaar. He hates that this song keeps playing in his mind, time and again reminding him of his amorous thoughts about his nymph of a wife, but bound by his oath to celibacy until achieving world peace. (Inspired by Smriti).
They both enter the mansion.
Weepy : Chotey. Giggle
Hotty Whispers : Daljeet darling. That should be Chotey. Sob.
Interval
Weepy : Today is the opposites day. Yay. Giggly Giddily Goody Two Shoes Yippity Bop Me.
Hotty : I wish my wife was this clueless. I wouldn't have to undergo this
Ek Happy Ko Dekha Tho Aisa Laga
Jaise Deals ka papers
Jaise Profit ka numbers
Jaise Losses ka zeroes
----
Jaise Payments ka checks
Jaise Business ka cards
Jaise clients ka praises
Jaise Delhi Me Ho Ek Lautha Billionaire!!!!
Hotty gets all bothered and all hot under the collaar. He hates that this song keeps playing in his mind, time and again reminding him of his amorous thoughts about his nymph of a wife, but bound by his oath to celibacy until achieving world peace.
Weepy : Chotey. Do you see how I transformed the RM into an exotic romantic secluded beach.
Hotty : What is this nonsense Di.
Weepy : Chotey. I knew you would understand me. And you will not say no to me.
Weepy : You are going to go through a social rasam which is very important for joint families.
Hotty : I thought we were done with all of those.
Weepy : No. Only today did all the family members calendar have free time. So we are all here. We can now watch you perform this rasam
Hotty with exasperation : Ok what is it.
Weepy : Your and Happys Honeymoon.
Hotty : This is a social rasam?
Weepy : Yes, it is not just a rasam, that we all can watch, but it is alos going to be like a honeymoon bootcamp for Leaky (Lamey + Meeky).
Weepy : Go up and change. Happy is already changing
Hotty runs upstairs and closes the door.
Hotty : Happy, did you see what they did and what they want us to do. What The Hell!!
Happy : She is your sister. She cornered me into saying yes.
Hotty : I cannot complete this rasam like that in that living room.
Happy : I told her. She doesn't listen. She was just jumping like a rabbit in heat clapping her hands and twirling her pigtails saying bippity bop. I tried to tell her so many times
Hotty : Who and What.
Happy : Your Di. I told her, romantic beach and secluded beach will do nothing for your brother. He will not be able to complete the rasam. That does not turn him on. I even told her what instead would turn you on. I told her "You should decorate the room like a conference room with a projector and a with white boards and …
Hotty : SHUT UP!!!
Hotty grabs a tight fitting skinny jeans which were still lose for his lanky frame and everytime he takes a step they were falling at his feet.
All the boaters fainted. Waiting. 1, 2, 3, ok. Back to the post.
Hotty gets his zero size belt and loops
Loopy : Hai Mein Mar Jawa. Faints
Audience : This is why replies to her posts stop at 2..
Hotty gets his zero size belt and loops it around his waist 3 times and goes down stairs.
Weepy : Chotey. You are in a beach dude. You should be wearing shorts bro. You should be wearing buttonless and sleevless shirts yo!!!
Weepy : Chotey. You cannot do this rasam by yourself. That is not permitted after marriage (you gutter minds, stop guttering). Where is your Happy.
Happy is walking down the stairs. Hotty looks at her and
Ek Happy Ko Dekha Tho Aisa Laga
Jaise Deals ka papers
Jaise Profit ka numbers
Jaise Losses ka zeroes
----
Jaise Payments ka checks
Jaise Business ka cards
Jaise clients ka praises
Jaise Delhi Me Ho Ek Lautha Billionaire!!!!
Hotty gets all bothered and all hot under the collaar. He hates that this song keeps playing in his mind, time and again reminding him of his amorous thoughts about his nymph of a wife, but bound by his oath to celibacy until achieving world peace.
Hotty was realizing he was losing control over his heart sending blood to the wrong places.
Weepy : Happy Hotty Bippity Boo. I have selected a perfect song for you for which you will dance slow dance. As per the public policy you should be dancing as if you are one. Even air should not be abel to enter between you two.
Hotty starts chanting - World Peace. We will we will bring it. We will We will bring it.
Hotty closes his eyes. He tells his brain. Implement Urgent Hostile Takevoer Circuit Breaker.
Hotty opens his eyes. He sees a Jalebi in front of him. He cannot have it. He knows that. His heart sinks. Blood goes to normal veins. And a song plays
Ek Happy Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga (Toin Toin Toin Toin)
Loopy : This is different I promise
Ek Happy Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise tender is returned
Jaise Proposal is rejected
Jaise Payment has bounced
Jaise Loans are denied
Jaise Bonus has decreased
Jaise projects got shelved
Jaise Delhi Mein Clients Gaya China Ko!!!!!!!
The End
FM : What was that?
MM : I have no idea
FM : What kind of stupid script is that
MM : Written by some Loopy
FM : What kind of stupid songs are those
MM : Written by some Loopy
FM : What kind of story is that.
MM : Written by some Loopy
FM : What does that title have to do with what we watched
MM : Naamakaran by some Loopy
Loopys swats both mosquitoes. Hey you FM & M's What you saw was a movie called Sasural Sabke Fhools.
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
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