What The Fiction - Part sLime

What The Fiction - Part sLime

There have been some replies, stating, they did not understand my WT*Fs. So there is a legend at the bottom of previous Loops, and explanation of the names.

Creepy emailed me saying, that he was resigning. He stated that he was unhappy that, his role was only being used in conversations and he is not ever getting any screen, I mean, web, I mean paper, I mean cyber time. Creepy also mentioned, he got an award in the WT*F awards. Creepy said, I have mentioned him in all my serious posts and never in my fun posts. Creepy said, if I do not address his immediate concerns, he will bring back the scorpion.

Now none of use want to see Creepy die, right? How is that you say. Don't you remember what happened last time he got a scorpion. This time the scorpion promised not to creep outside but will creep inside. Which outside and which inside you ask. I will let you solve those puzzles yourself. So here is my Creepy Post.

Scene is called. p(F)oolside.

Creepy : Happyji !!

Happy : Startled. Kya the!! I got to suck a lime

Creepy : Happyji!!!

Happy : It's him. What a slime.

Happy : Gross. Now I am rhyming. Cut it Loopy

Loopy just blows a raspberry!!!

Happy : Don't call me that. Call me Bhabi. Your wife's relations are your relations. You being a Ghar JHA mayi and all.

Creepy : Happyji, Why did you marry Hotty.

Happy : What?

Creepy : You were saying you married Hotty because and you never said.

Happy : Why should I tell you. Get out of my way.

Creepy tries to hold Happy's face. Happy ducks and he ends up holding the tree.

Happy : You Can Ask, But Don't touch.

Creepy : I won't touch. Tell me why you married Hotty.

Happy : Have you ever seen him a white shirt?

Creepy Both nostril flares : No

Tree : I can fit in there. I can fit in there. No one can hear. I can fit in there.

Happy : Have you seen him in a Teal Aqua Tight shirt

Creepy Both eyes bulge : No

Tree : See I almost fit. I thought there was more room up top, but it is tight in the top, oh his eyes are popping out. Ok I will go back to my place.

Happy : Have you ever seen him shirtless.

Creepy Mouth open, nostrils flare and eyes bulge : No

Tree : I love this man. There are so many places I can seek shelter. I am no Happy that I can stay outside for ever. I am not a Martyr. I am just a Merry Tree. Oh I rhyme too. Yay Loopy

The loopy the rolls the eyes.

Happy : When he wore white. I tore his shirt. When he wore teal, I tore his shirt. When he wore naked, I tore his

Creepy : What, What, What, What

Happy : BTW. You look so sad, when I am saying all this. Are you jealous of me creepy?

Weepy: Happyji. (Sob). Happyji (Sob). Happyji (sob)

Happy : Oh Fiction!! I have to deal with H20 badnam Hui now.

Weepy finally shows up 15 minutes after saying Happyji, what with the 15 miles she had to walk.

Loopy : And they say my posts are 3 miles Long. Tsk Tsk Tsk

Weepy appears and is heaving and sobbing

Happy Ponders - Oh my, she can sense Creepy. No wonder her acidity is so creepy. My acidity is so cute. Where is my acid. Oh I wonder if acid is pouting, I mean bubbling. Oh Splenda Baby!!!

Happy : Why are you crying Weepyji

Weepy : I saved the best lime wedgy for by Bhabhi.

Happy : You have to cry, wait, yes you do.

Weepy : I am also crying because you are celebrating Halloween Holi. I like the way you dresses the tree in White Kurta and Yellow Dupatta.

Happy looks back at the tree. Creepy is hiding behind the tree with his shoulders sticking out. The tree was turning pink.

Happy Ponders again - The tree is blushing. Yikes!! And Weepy is this clever? Wait, she is!! No wonder my acid also doesn't know what to do, especially at night. Loopy, stop digressing me so much

Loopy makes a mental note of Happy becoming belligerent. Does she think I am Hotty that I will make doe eyes at her temper tantrums.

Happy : I will be there.

Creepy : See Happyji, I have so many skills too.

Happy : Like?

Creepy : Have you ever seen me in a white shirt.

Happy : Yes and Weepy for the first time, stopped crying and yelled at you until you changed the shirt. I the remember the shirt. The Yes.

Creepy Nostrils Flare and Tree gets excited

Creepy also ponders showing he can ponder. What!! What is Loopy making me say.

Happy : You haven't answered my question.

Creepy : I am the one who is doing the asking. You are the one answering.

Happy : Vo Mere Jackass Jerky. I asked you why you look so sad, when I was giving you my answers. Are you jealous of me Creepy? for me getting to see Hotty Shirtless.

Creepy : What the Fiction!! What are you saying. Are you saying I have the hots for.

Creepy : Loopy!!! I asked you for screen time. What are you turning me into. How dare you. This is not funny. Instead of appeasing me you are teasing me. How dare you. I am going to now go give a tight huggy to Hotty. NNNOOO!!! Stop making me say these things. I hate you Loopy.

Loopy is furiously typing with one finger in the background.

Trunky Creepy Creepy Trunky

Prem Kahani Na Mushkill

Do Nostrils Me Bayaan Ho Paye.

Ek Creepy Ek Trunky ki yeh Kahani hai Nayi

Do Nostrils Me Bayaan Ho Paye.

Side Scene Of The Day : Hotty waiting outside with pouting lips and puppy eyes. Happy sees him and says. Oh. Look at you. Once upon a time you were WhatTheBlandu. Now you are my WhatTheFondue. I can dip and lick and

Loopy. Ha! I just cut it. Take that you temper tigress!!

Rgds

WhatTheFiction - Part Deux - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2807882/whatthefiction-part-deux

WhatTheFiction - Part Tres - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2815907/what-the-fiction-part-tres

WhatTheFiction - Part Savaa Teen - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2815927/what-the-fiction-part-savaa-teen

WhatTheFiction - Awards - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2829133/whatthefiction-awards-updated

WhatTheFiction - Part Pudding - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2855881/what-the-fiction-part-pudding

WhatTheFiction - Part None - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2855935

WhatTheFiction - Deal Gone Wrong - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2879992

WhatTheFiction - Bhangtails - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2886664

Hi Sudha,

Originally posted by: KDHMDfan

Hi Sudha,

My like button is on the blink. I absolutely love all your What the Fictions! Was hooked since the first one. They r howlarious🤣👍🏼

But somehow today I just can't get over how they tarnished everything that was special and so not able to enjoy this one as much. Your writing is brilliant as usual. Its just my diappointment with the show at the moment is overshadowing my enjoyment

Originally posted by: greenarrow

OMG!! Its so funny.. how you write this much long post, in which each and every line is hilarious.. wow.. so good.. really enjoyed it..

Happy : Don't call me that. Call me Bhabi. Your wife's relations are your relations. You being a Ghar JHA mayi and all. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Trunky Creepy Creepy Trunky

Prem Kahani Na Mushkill

Do Nostrils Me Bayaan Ho Paye.

Ek Creepy Ek Trunky ki yeh Kahani hai Nayi

Do Nostrils Me Bayaan Ho Paye.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: stafhtad

I completely agree with you abdout Friday's epsiode. I made a rant yesterday in Sush's post.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/54490363

Once I did that, got over it and decided to have fun.

Rgds

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Happy : Don't call me that. Call me Bhabi. Your wife's relations are your relations. You being a Ghar JHA mayi and all.

🤣🤣🤣

Loopy, you are simply amaJHing. 😊 And yesterday's was the most amaJHing episode until now (among many amaJHing episodes)!!!

For a moment, I felt like I had walked into a 1980s Ramsay Brothers horrcom movie with that snaky shadow ominously creeping along the wall, was waiting for your Happyji to prakat with a candle, singing Kahin deep Jhale kahin dil...

At least we can laugh about it, and thanks once again for you as usual brilliant post.😊

Originally posted by: KDHMDfan

Yeah read that one. Had my own rant there as welll. I guess its just a show which we are not scripting...so time to get back to having fun again. Love ur wacky sense of humor. Absolutely brilliant 🤣

Biraj