I don't have anything better to do. So Loopy is dusting off the duster so to speak.
You will have to read this, https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2973776/i-will-tell-you-why-i-married-you-fiction to understand where we left off, not that, that many people read the other post.😡
Weepy : Hotty. Here is your punishment and pulls off couple of his buttons. One on the top and one near the belly button
Weepy : Happy. Please sew some buttons with his shirt on and screw with his control issues.
Hotty : Peace. World Peace. Noble Prize. World Prize. Peace. World Peace.
Hotty : Not working. Terrace. Terrace. Terrace.
Happy Sings while kneeling and to the tune of Mere Bindiya Tere Nindiya (Sridevi needs to get out of my head)
Hotty : OMASR, OMASR. Please do something. I promise, I will stop playing Tetris for 2 days. Please OMASR, please give me strength, no, no no, no strength needed with her kneeling in front of me, need the opposite, you know, yeah, you know.
Happy : Ponders, I wonder if he has any veins below his neck and bends forward to break the thread with her teeth.
Hotty : Feels as if he is going to lose his conscious as blood explodes through several veins in his body.
Loopy : Blood is a metaphor here.
Audience : Oh, Ooh, Aah, Oh, What, Thud Thud Thud!!!
Hotty : Grabs Happy by the arms pulls her up and smashes her against the wall and gives Happy her first intensely passionate slobbering kiss of all time.
Happy : OMKKGSR. Yay. Oh. Gasp. Clasp. And grabs Hotty's extra long hair on both sides of his head and kisses him back with equal fervor.
Laxmy : Meh, Meh, Meh!!! I am almost cooked to the point of medium rare. I need to run out, before I become well done mutton chops. What heat, what heat. Meh, Meh Meh.
Hotty : Jolted with the bleating, breaks the kissing.
Happy : Jolted with the breaking, grabs him back and resumes kissing.
Weepy : Yay, they are making out, they are making out and does pirouettes with one leg outside their room.
Creepy : I want a peek. I want to peep. Let me peek a peep.
Weepy : Let us peepeek together and opens the door a little
Laxmy : OMChops. What sobbing Creeps and jumps on them and knocks both of them to the ground.
Happy : Jolted with the crashing, breaks the kissing
Hotty : Jolted by the breaking, tries to resume the kissing.
Happy : Bolts to the door and sees Weepy face down on the floor and Creepy on top of her.
Happy Screams : Oh My Eyes. OMDM. What did I ever do to you OMDM. Oh, bless my heart. Yuck Thoo. Oh No.
Happy : Runs inside and shuts the door as Hotty is nearing the door.
Hotty : What happened. Why are you panting and hyperventilating.
Happy : Oh, Um, You, No, Oh, and blabbers.
Hotty : Now you know, the magic of kissing Hotty. You have become a slobbering blabbering aunty.
Happy : Don't jump to premature elongation
Hotty : What The!!!
Happy : Premature elongation of your ego. I was not hyperventilating. I, I , I, I, I,
Hotty : Yes, I am all ears.
Happy : While trying to erase the disturbing image she saw outside and while all her pent up desires of honesting hotty evaporates, says, I want world peace.
Hotty : You what !!! No. NO and screams even louder, NO!!!! and faints.
Happy runs away into the brilliant sunset against the back drop of ice blue infinity pool.
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Hotty : We will buy this building in London and we will re-model it as that is what we do as a Fashion house.
Sangy : But sir, do you remember
Hotty : You ignore Loopy, I ignore you.
Sangy : But sir, do you remember that your office when being
Sangy : Yes sir. You said you will ignore. I don't mind. If you said shut up, it would be different
Hotty : What The!!
Sangy : Yes sir. Your office re-modeling took forever. Can we afford to do another re-model?
Hotty : Shut Up.
Sangy : Pikudika !!!!
Hotty : What The'..
Loopy : Hello
Happy : Hello Loopy ji. I need help. I have become a no sex no passion peace lover
Loopy : Wrong Number. Call SJ.
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Happy : Weepyji. When will Hotty come home. I need to talk to him
Weepy : Sob Wink Wink Weep Sob.
Happy : Why are you sobbing
Weepy : Oh you did not know. Hotty went to USA for the annual peace conference.
Happy : What
Weepy : His flight is in 2 hours and he is at the airport.
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Happy : Hotty. Wait a fictioning minute
Hotty turns around in slow motion while a dupatta from la la land lands on his face and he slowly removes it sensually from his face revealing inch by inch of his gorgeous stubbled face and The Mall thuds, dies and becomes an airport.
Happy : I want world peace too. So why are you going without me to USA.
Hotty : What proof do you have that you want world peace.
Happy : Umm. I have proof. And the scene outside the door flashed through her vision and she shivers and shudders and says, I cannot tell you for your own sanity.
Hotty : Bye Bye.
Loopy : Happy right hand fingers and Hotty left hand fingers kiss and make love and separate.
Audience : Did you see that 12th millimeter of his middle fingers nail. It was so gorgeous. Thud Die.
Loopy : Stay Dead.
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Aman : Hello Sir. Did you come.
Hotty : Yes Darling. I reached Climax, via Intercourse
Audience : Died Died Died heaven Heaven Heaven God God God
Loopy : You dimwits. Those are real cities. Here are the GIFs.
Happy : You are not Joey, so give it a rest.
Hotty : Oh mere Cheeni Less Jalebi. I am resigning from my world peace post. When I am back in 11 months 28 days and 40 hours
Happy : Why not 11 months 29 days and 16 hours
Hotty : Ok, 11 Days, 28 hours and 40 minutes
Happy : Why not 12 days, 4 hours and 40 minutes
Hotty : Ok. 11 Hours 28 Minutes and 40 seconds
Happy : Why Not Ummm
Hotty : Psst. Listen carefully. Loopy has gone lattoo over me. So I get the last word, not you anymore. Got it Happy? I have turned Loopy into a drooler.
While Happy hangs up the phone, a song plays in the back ground. Sing to the tune of Kajrare
Longing Eyes Se Looking
Uss Laad Governonr Ne Wink Kar
Humare Heart Skip Diya
Uss Sharpened Gaze Par
World Peace Sab Destroyed
At me when Laad Governor Gazed
Barbaad I am becoming
Barbaad I am becoming when he don't stop gazing
Oh, Meri resolve is broken, you come
Rabba Rey!!!!
Rabba Rey Rabba Rey There will be so much action
Rabba Rey Rabba Rey Two hearts beat in unison.
Rabba Rey Rabba Rey There will be so much fiction
Rabba Rey Rabba Rey Two bodies heat up in passion.
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