What The Fiction - Back Handed Reward

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hotty is trying to say something to the secretary. But then remembers what happened with Keys and Manage. He wasn't sure, what the secretary would do. So just waits for Happy to come there.

Hotty :

Happy : Ask the guests to sit in the conference room. The one which has Ice cream Scoop Chairs.

Guests entering the AR offices

Guest1 : AR office. So much Red. Wonder who the decorator is.

Guest2 : Maybe it is Maybelline

Guest1: We have to be careful with Crappy.

Guest2: Don't worry. I sent a SMS with a video of our competitor hugging AR competitor.

Hotty's office

Happy : Guest1 and Guest2 look like redlight pimps in black suits trying to broker a deal between pig and a skunk.

Hotty :🤔

Loopy : Close-up of Hotty Lips in HD.

Guests come into conference Room
Happy : Hi. I am Crappy's wife Happy. Crappy cannot talk today as he has VMS. Vocalchord Malfunction Syndrome. I am here because I can read lips, eyes, body and soul. Only thing I can't read is his mind and whispers, because he has none, that's why. Bwahhahahahahahaha!!!

Guest1 Looks at Guest2 : He is dumb

Gues2 Looks at Guest1 : She is dumber to tell us he is dumb.

Happy looks within : Such clever fellows, when I told I can read eyes. Bloody Foolish Idiots.

Happy : So. If you invest in Dabba Ne Bana Di Jodi, you will make lot of money. Because I am 5 times better than KFC. They are only finger licking good. But Dabba Ne Bana Di Jodi is Five Fingers Licking Good.

Guest1&2 : Huh?

Happy : You no samajstand? When you eat food out of the Dabba from Dabba Ne Bana Di Jodi, you will lick each of your five fingers.

Gues1&2 : Huh?

Happy : So should I consider the deal done?

Guest1&2 : What do you think of us. Do you think we are redlight pimps in black suits who can only broker a deal between a pig and a skunk.

Guest1&2 : Huh? Loopy!! What did we just say.

Happy smirks and ponders : Inception Baby. I did not even have to go 3 levels deep. Take that Christopher Nolan.

Loopy : All Hotty Droolers, who had gone Thud, Died, Gone To Heaven are now back to reality.

Happy : Is the deal done?

Guest1&2 : We are not interested in any Dabba Service by Dumb and Dumber.

Crappy :😡

Happy : You are welcome

Lamey : Bhayya. Ji Happy Ji. Bhayya. Ji Happy Ji. Bhayya. Ji Happy Ji

Crappy : Here comes another dimwit to bug me

Happy : Lamey, Crappy is sad, the deal fell through. He is Happy you came to Hug him. Please hug him.

Lamey : Ji Happy Ji, Bhayya !!! and gives a bear hug to Crappy.

Crappy is growling at Happy.😡 and ponders, never say Keys, Maange, Bug.

Lamey : But Happy Ji. It was an important deal. Why did you do that.

Crappy and Lamey both run after Guest1&2

Lamey : Ruk Jaa, O Deal bearers, Phir Kare Dealings Zara

Guest1&2 : Really OMG OMG. Give us one lakh G.

Loopy : Inspector. Arrest. Look Behind You. It's Gurl. It's a Dabba. It's a Dabba Gurl to the rescue. Tadaoin!!!!

Hotty smirks proudly, catches Happy watching him, goes to his car.

Happy follows him. Both drive home.

Happy : I know, I saved your tinycoon ass today. Don't feel obligated to thank me or reward me.

Happy : I know first hand how it feels to be hated for being beautiful and intelligent. So I can easily understand how it must feel for you to be hated for being beautiful.

Hotty : Gives the best What the Fiction expression.🤬

Side Scene Of The Day
: Hotty and Happy rehearsing for Fancy Dress competition, to sing and dance along to Pungi Music.

Happy : Bedroom Doors Ko Hai Taala

Hotty : How Do I escape Oh Darn It

Happy : Majnu ka shirt Khuli Hai

Hotty : Boaters going to Naala

Happy : Dekho Re,koi khada hai (pun pun pun pun pun pun pun)

Hotty : TV ka censor editor Hai

Happy : Having fun Hotty Ko Smooch Maar Ke

Hotty : Go up TRP, GO up TRP mere ko object bana kar

Happy : Why Hurry Oh Hubby, Chale desire buja kar!!!!

Rgds

Loopy

PS : Loopy needs you to comment or else, Hotty will be covered head to toe including eyes, from next episode. Beware!!! 😛
Edited by stafhtad - 13 years ago

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sukri thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Yay me first .. lispy lyrics were awesome for the pungi music .. loved it..
awesome as usual Loopy ..

Best ones for me
- Ice cream Scoop Chairs.

- SMS with a video of our competitor hugging AR competitor

- redlight pimps in black suits

- Close-up of Hotty Lips in HD.

Edited by sukri - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏love your humour hun...great great post...just got few minutes so quickly checked it but give me a hour and will write detailed response
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hahahaha!!

That was brilliant...especially the reference to Inception and the pungi baja kar song 😆


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Posted: 13 years ago
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OMG... Okay, here goes... as usual I chocked on pepsi and it came through my nose... But that was not the most embarrassing part... the embarrassing part is my husband saw it and posted it in fb for his 100+ friends to see...

P.S. note to self: Not to read Loopy's post while drinking anything...

P.P.S. note 2 to self: Not to read Loopy's post while husband around...

Today's snort list:

Happy : Ask the guests to sit in the conference room. The one which has Ice cream Scoop Chairs.

Guest1 : AR office. So much Red. Wonder who the decorator is.

Guest2 : Maybe it is Maybelline


Guest1&2 : What do you think of us. Do you think we are redlight pimps in black suits who can only broker a deal between a pig and a skunk.

Guest1&2 : Huh? Loopy!! What did we just say.


Lamey : Bhayya. Ji Happy Ji. Bhayya. Ji Happy Ji. Bhayya. Ji Happy Ji

Crappy : Here comes another dimwit to bug me


Lamey : Ruk Jaa, O Deal bearers, Phir Kare Dealings Zara


But the show stopper of the day... drumroll... Ta da... I actually sang the song out loud...


Happy : Bedroom Doors Ko Hai Taala

Hotty : How Do I escape Oh Darn It

Happy : Majnu ka shirt Khuli Hai

Hotty : Boaters going to Naala

Happy : Dekho Re,koi khada hai (pun pun pun pun pun pun pun)

Hotty : TV ka censor editor Hai

Happy : Having fun Hotty Ko Smooch Maar Ke

Hotty : Go up TRP, GO up TRP mere ko object bana kar

Happy : Why Hurry Oh Hubby, Chale desire buja kar!!!!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Dear loopy, ROFL, ppl on the bus think im nuts anyway, now its confirmed. Thanks for putting a smile on my monday morning.
😆 😆 😆
MentalExotica thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣

Firstly 🤗
You make What The Fiction a part of my daily musings
I wait for it

Here is a gift for you


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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 I just loved your interpretation of the episode!!! It was hilarious!!!!
And the Pungi baja kar song version for IPK...
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EPIC!!!! 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Sudha...just hilarious...👏How does she know about redlight pimps? I thought that she is a innocent girl from small town?😉Five fingers licking good?! and whose fingers ?😉..only devi maiya can save Hotty from Happy because now she is with him 24/7...😆
Edited by kitty25 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Sudha aka Loopy aka SP bahu aka i know not!!!!!

This was superb yaar and your side scene and lamey were classic !!!!!

Dhaba girl was like some kind of Spider woman or shall i say super girl to the rescue or in Indian terms Krishy to the rescue (opposite of Krish!!!!!)


I loved it!!! and intrepretation esp in decor and chairs etc was great!!



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