What The Fiction - Part None

What The Fiction - Part None

Please read today's other fun post as well - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2855881

Hello All. Next One.

Hotty : Happy. You are not behaving as I expected you to behave. You need to change your behavior. You are just not Happy anymore. You have taken my name. You are Happy Hotty now.

Happy : Snickers and laughs. Those two words cannot go together. Hotty can never be Happy. So there is no Happy Hotty. There can be Crappy Hotty, RaOneIzda Hotty and even Creepy Hotty.

Hotty Simmering ..

Happy : But when it comes to Happy, Happy can be Cutey Happy, Hotty Happy (pay attention not Happy Hotty but Hotty Happy as in a Hot looking Happy), Goofy Happy, Weepy Happy, Leaky Happy. Do you get it? Happy suits everyone. Hotty suits only himself.

Hotty : I am going to teach you a lesson and how to behave like a SP Bahu

Happy : A who what the fiction?

Hotty : For next 6 months, you are going to do exactly what I tell you to do.

Happy Mocking Hotty. Oh! Really??

Hotty : Yes. Or else, Leaky will stop leaking together. Lamey will leave Meeky.

Happy : And?

Hotty : Meeky will be all Weepy

Happy : So?

Hotty : Meeky suffering will be your doing.

Happy : Yeah ??!!

Hotty : I am not messing. I will do what I want to do.

Happy : I know you will. How does any of this effect me.

Hotty : Your Meeky will be thrown out and you won't care?

Happy : Absolutely Not. Arrey Vo DQ 228. (if you have to ask what DQ is, you haven't read my previous posts). How does it matter. Meeky became part of Leaky. So what Lamey does to Meeky (yikes ' delete mental picture, delete mental picture) is none of my business. Understand business tiny-coon.

Hotty Boiling..

Happy : BTW, since you are either buried in your laptop or pulling a waking beauty in your Victors Overt neon colored tees, I have decided to go on vacation.

Hotty : What is Victors Overt.

Happy : If you knew the secret of Victoria, you will not ask that question.

Hotty : Who is Victoria.

Happy : Victor Victoria

Hotty : Never mind. What do you mean vacation. Where are you going to go.

Happy : Going to poren continent. Aussy.

Hotty : You mean with Cutey.

Happy : Vow, looks like you have your brain cell, all washed and dried and ready to use. Yes with Cutey.

Hotty so used to saying Happy is my wife says : Happy is my wife.

Happy : Who are you talking to.

Hotty : You.

Happy Ponders: Brain cell back in rinse cycle.

Hotty : You are my wife. You cannot go with Cutey. I will not allow it.

Happy : There is nothing you can do except be Crappy. Weepy was the one who suggested and Ballsy is the one who purchased the tickets.

Hotty : I will not let this happen. I will tell Weepy to cancel.

Happy : Weepy and Ballsy are coming too. They want to meet Cutey's Dimpy (La). Also coming are Leaky with one extra piece of Trashy (luggage).

Hotty : I will also go.

Happy : No Weepy said, you can't go as Dimpy doesn't want you to visit. Weepy also said you dislike Cutey and you can't tolerate how Dimpy got over you and is Happy, Happy with Cutey. So, stay home and sing Disntance lo Moonu Moonu, when your honey is on her Moonu ' i.e. vacation.

Hotty : This is not acceptable.

Happy : We are not that cruel Crappy. We are leaving your favorite G-Jha-G. He wanted to go on vacation but, since you just hired him to make quicky divorce deals, he said he will spend some time with you to go over the details. You and him can bond over whatever you two bigada nawaabs want to bond over.

Tanhaeyyan Muskuraane Loopy

Rabba Vey Blew Hawa, Loopy type awa

Zabardast twist bataa, forum se naa chupa

Soch ke baath yeh neend se meri aankhen jhuk janne Lagi.

I cannot believe I just murdered and butchered one of my most favorite songs. Yikes

Side Scene of the Day : Trashy becoming Gabby and asking Meeky

Kitney Onions There. Cutwa Onions Wherey paast.

Kintey Ricewas there. count them peeche se (in reverse).

What The Fiction. None !!!!

Rgds

Sudha (Loopy)

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Previous What The Fictions

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2802882/what-the-fiction-fun-or-serious-do-read

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2804484/why-did-you-marry-me-conversation-fun-post

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2807882/whatthefiction-part-deux

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2815907/what-the-fiction-part-tres

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2815927/what-the-fiction-part-savaa-teen

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2829133/whatthefiction-awards-updated

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2855881/what-the-fiction-part-pudding

Nice post as aIways!!!

Finally we get our zabardast twist

Originally posted by: sarn7

🤣

Too Good! Just Brilliant!

And I do so so agree Happy suits everyone. Hotty suits only himself.

And this

Hotty so used to saying Happy is my wife says : Happy is my wife.

Happy : Who are you talking to.

Hotty : You.

Hotty : You.

Happy Ponders: Brain cell back in rinse cycle.

😆

BTW maybe I am reading this wrong but shouldn't this dialogue be spoken by Happy rather than Hotty

Hotty : Snickers and laughs. Those two words cannot go together. Hotty can never be Happy. So there is no Happy Hotty. There can be Crappy Hotty, RaOneIzda Hotty and even Creepy Hotty.

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Happy Ponders: Brain cell back in rinse cycle.

Rgds

Sudha (Loopy)

Hi Sudha (Loopy),

I have taken the liberty of calling you Sudha, you have a way with words second to none!!!!! Lovely to see the humour back in action and Hotty still Hotty (likely to become tangly tangly and knotty knotty if you leave him too long in the rinse cycle)😊.

I read your post in the other thread as well, the 3 mile and some long one. And this is what I would like to do, invite( read kidnap) the writers/directors/creators/CVs of the show for a weekend, I will be happie to buy them popcorn, nachos, pizza, coke/diet coke and make them watch all the episodes of their show back to back right from the beginning. That will probably bring them to their senses about what they have done with it and I am sure they will see the light of the day.