What The Fiction - Part Pudding
Hello All. This is based on the Kheer episode. Yeah I am late. Wrote this that day, but didn't feel like posting. Made couple of rants and vents. With that out of the system, back to my series.
Hotty : Happy, come with me into the bedroom. I have to do something.
Happy : Puhleez !! You won't even do anything even if we sleep in the same bed. So what ever you have to do, do it here only.
Hotty : How dare you. Oh Happy. You are so daring. Do you know how cute you are when you are all feisty. My hair is standing up. Come
Happy ponders Does this Hotty Singh RaoneIzda know this is a family episode?
Hotty : Do you know what I want to do.
Happy : What?
Hotty : I want to F(beep) you.
Happy Eyes Wide Shut and hears Lallav scream "Cut It".
Hotty : Don't you dare beep me Lallav.
Lallav : Of course I can beep you. What were you going to say. I need to see the script !!!
Lallav Sees Script: Oh Ok, I see. Opposite of Cut It. Carry On.
Hotty : I want to Feed You ' this pu pu pu kheer.
Happy Mutters : Once a disappointment always a disappointment.
Hotty : What? Did you say something.
Happy : Me? Say something? What is there for me to say. Snails move to bases faster than you do. What were you saying?
Hotty : I am going to Feed YOU !!!
Happy : Yay!! And I like Kunti Devi will be ahe*m ahe*m in 2-3 weeks. There, Weepy is looking at us. She knows, the power of Kheer. First Kunti, now her and then me.
Hotty : Bye
Happy : Lallav, what is this. Why is Hotty leaving.
Lallav : Hotty cannot F(beep) you today. I mean Hotty has to go and cannot enact any more scenes today. Don't worry we got a body double. He is like the Penny store version of Hotty. But we can manage with creative editing. We even got an award for editing in "Is Award Ko Kiska Naam Doon" awards.
Happy : I am not going to be F(beep)ed by a body double. Go get Cutey.
Lallav : Cutey is filling a filler role in a filler episode.
Happy : Go get Lamey
Lallav : Lamey is tired. He already F(beep)ed Meeky (a biskut).
Happy Irritated : Go get creepy
Lallav : Are you sure?
Happy : Yes.
Lallav : Creepy says he wont come near you unless Hotty is around.
Happy : What? Why? What? Kya? What?
Lallav : Creepy is scared of you. He says, he feels safe if Hotty is there as Hotty will protect him as usual and punish you.
Happy storms off into the bedroom, locks the door, turns around and sees Hotty on the bed in a Zabardast suit ' birthday suit.
Precisely at that time Laxmy wakes up from the fashblack and bleats.
Gu Gu Gutter Girls
Have you Any Shame
No Laxmy No Miss
We have none.
None for our thoughts
None for our wishes
And None for the dirty ASR dreams we weave
Side Scene Of The Day : Meeky making diet kheer. No sugar but still sweet. No dairy but still milky. No nuts but still nutty. No butter, but still better.
Coming right up : Next Episode : What The Fiction - Part None
Sudha (Loopy)
Please don't forget to comment. I write hoping to bring a smile and your comments are the only thing which keeps me going.Previous What The Fictions
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2807882/whatthefiction-part-deux
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2815907/what-the-fiction-part-tres
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2829133/whatthefiction-awards-updated
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