Keeping with my other conversations, here is a conversation between Hotty and Happy.
A Scene is taking place in THE BED room.
Happy is sitting in the middle of the bed. Hotty walks in and closes the door and bolts it.
Happy : Ooh La La Ooh La La, Ooh La La Ooh La La, Tu Hi Meri Fanatasy
Hotty : Choo Na Na Choo Na Na, Choo Na Na Choo Na Na, Tu Hi Very Vampy
Happy : Kya. Vampy? You want me to be Vampy?
Hotty : Shut Up. Here is the script of what you should do for next 6 nights.
Happy : Heart going Dhak Dhak. Pouts and says, you follow a script and have these written down. What kind of a' I am not following a script. I am all natural and follow how nature intended it to be.
Hotty : I know, you will do anything I ask you to do.
Happy : Oh really.
Hotty: Yes. Or else, I will not let lamey touch meeky.
Happy ROTFLHerAO: Lamey anyway wont touch meeky.
Hotty : Why
Happy : Lamey doesn't know of birds and meeky doesn't know of bees.
Hotty : What!!
Happy. Rolls Her Eyes.
Hotty : I will send meeky home.
Happy : Ok. Let me read. You are such a mood killer
Happy : First night I have to sleep outside and you will sleep inside, Kya? Why?
Hotty : I want to test how resourceful you are. I want to make sure you can be independent and not clingy like weepy.
Happy: Ok. Second night, you will sleep outside and I will sleep inside. Tell me clever sweety. Why?
Hotty : Smirks. I want to make sure you are not too resoruceful and are actually dependent on me for everything.
Happy : Crazy Kiya Re Oh My Devi Mayya. Ok. How will this prove that.
Hotty : You cannot sleep by yourself two days in a row. Meeky told me.
Happy : Duffer. Then why not let me sleep outside like first night?
Hotty : Because, I know you are resourceful. You will become used to outside things in one night (pun intended). You probably will even write a song ' distance-ulo Moonu Moonu, Moonu coloru WhiteU and sing it and go to sleep happy.
Happy ponders : And he is a tycoon. No wonder his office is being renovated since big bang!!!
Hotty : Read On.
Happy : Third night I have to black mail you. Oh it is alos telling me how I need to blackmail you. I will threaten you of becoming catty and tell weepy all.
Hotty : Yes and then I will black mail you back saying, if you do, I will send meeky home.
Happy : Dude. What is this obsession for meeky. Meeky, meeky, meeky, meeky. Do you have hots for meeky? Are you hotty for meeky?
Hotty is completely taken aback and wasn't expecting this. He doesn't even know how to react and what to say. Pouting he tries running out of the room, forgets the glass door is closed, bangs into it, and falls back.
Happy runs and catches him from falling and Rabbay Ve is played backwards !!!!
What happens next you say. Will give you a hint. Clichy !!!!!
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