What The Fiction - Part Lip Service - LENGTH ALERT !!!!!
Hello all of my What The Fiction Readers. Yesterday I said Mann Ki Awaz and today something about Awaz. Yesterday I said mosquitoes and today came the mosquitoes.
I am going to have a serious talk with MM and FM for barging into the IPPKND sets like that and enjoying What The Fondue. Repeatedly. They sent a text saying, big O, big O, big O.
I have no idea what that means. But when they get back and present their report, I will let you know.
Hotty : Why did they lock the door from outside. What do they want.
Happy : Ask me, what I want and pouts
Hotty Ponders : I wonder when Lallav will be back and rescue me. Ever since he is gone, Happy is only after one thing.
Hotty : Why is the room so dark
Happy : It knows, momentarily, sparks will fly and fires will be set and thirsts will be quenched.
Hotty murmurs : Stop talking to her. Work on your Laptop.
Hotty Typing furiously : Aman, please come immediately. That is an order.
MM : What the fondue, what the fondue.
FM : What the fondue, What the fondue.
MM and FM dive into each side of Hotty's sculpted cheek boned cheeks ' one from each side.
Hotty slaps himself twice.
Hotty gets up and screams at Happy for opening the window.
But MM and FM escape. Their proboscis are bent.
MM : What The Fondue needs more meat. Fondue Too skinny no cheeks only bones.
FM : Looks at his past.
MM : What ?
FM : Look at his behind.
MM : Faints.
FM : I wonder if MM is M or F sometimes.
MM unfaints and both MM and FM focus on their targets, and dive in.
Hotty : Slaps his cheeks in tandem. Camera Zooms and heaven gets Housefull.
MM and FM died and went to Loopyland.
Loopy : Oh they are not dead dead, don't worry.
Happy : Aaapji. Come and eat me.
Loopy : Prudes Faint
Happy : I mean eat with me. You need taakat for later on. Come baby
Hotty : OMASR, OMASR !! You are done buddy. Her haste for your chaste will make all your plans of world peace go to waste.
Hotty : Damnit Aman. I need you Aman. I never needed a man, I mean Aman to come rescue like I do now.
Hotty's laptop beeps.
Hotty reading : ASR. Bhabi sent me to china town to find a lunar chart and a blue and pink chart. She wants to know the color of future.
Hotty : Kicks the table and hurts himself.
Hotty hops around and Happy comes and holds his hand.
Hotty loses balance and falls on the bed and drags Happy with him.
Hotty pushes Happy away. Unable to control urges urgently surging, kicks the table. Candles on it go and fall on the bed and the sheet catches fire.
Happy : Grabs water buckets (2) from the spic and span bathroom and throws water on the bed.
Hotty : Stop. Fire is gone.
Happy : Hrmph!! So you think
Hotty is getting agitated. Both up and down. Where will we sleep now. Oh no. Not the chaise. Look at the curves. No Not The Chaises. But yeah. Look at the curves. Oh God Happy sleeping with those curves on those curves. The surging urges gains more urgency.
Hotty : I need to challenge her. I have to do a bet. Or else she will make us into a duet.
Hotty : Listen. Since you are the one who threw water on the bed, and now since we can only sleep on the chaise, I bet you, you will not be able to sleep facing the opposite direction to me. I challenge you. I can do it. But you can't.
Happy : Kya The? Kya !! You can do it!! Really. Only it or anything else? Like me.
Hotty : Shut up. If you win, then I will do whatever you want during day time
Hotty Ponders : Oooh I am so clever, this way I can make her accept and yet she won't ask me anything during daytime to ruin my celibacy oath. Daytime, She will be busy carrying around thaalis all day singing Mere Saanson Mein Ti Hain Samayaa. I am so clever).
Hotty : If I win, then you will also take an oath of celibacy once I achieve world peace.
Hotty and Happy sleep on the chaise facing away from each other.
Sun Rise
Hotty and Happy are facing each other and in each others arms. A white bed sheet covers them.
Hotty wakes up. Sees the beautiful Happy face inches away from him. Involuntarily Hotty kisses her. Deeply and passionately. Happy wakes up. A satisfied grin dances on her face.
Hotty : Jolts fully awake. Both up and down. Tries to get up. Realizes he shouldn't because of the censors. OMASR OMASR. How could you trust her. How could you. Closes his eyes and Screams.
Hotty is startled. He screamed but only air came out. He lost his voice.
Hotty turns to Happy makes pouting face and says,
Happy : Hotty. Didn't I tell you. You will be left speechless when I make a honest man out of you. You will remain speechless until your blood supply gets back on the regular route instead of the detour it took.
Both nudge each other while getting dressed in a way censors would be happy.
Hotty Gets up from the chaise and his Skinny Slim Fitting Body Hugging Jeans fall to the floor again.
He pulls them up, wears his sneakers and goes into the bathroom, the one which is natural.
Audience : Why sneakers
Loopy : This is Fiction. If you want reality, go watch reality in today's episode that came on TV.
Hotty opens the bathroom door and knocks.
Happy turns around. What?
Hotty : Pointing and stabbing at the air.
Happy : Voi Mandakini. Come here and tell. I am good at Lip Service. I provide Service by reading Lips. Come.
Weepy barges into the room.
Hotty :
Happy : What The Fiction Di!! Sleeping Beauty Ne Bola.
Weepy : Oh Chotey. What happened to your voice Chotey. I want god to give you my voice chotey.
Happy : Giggling. Oh Hotty will call me Unheyji !! Giggle giggle giggle.
Weepy : Sharp as an eagle, sees the bed sheet on the chaise, water on the bed, and goes to happy.
Weepy : Happy, did last night and points to the sheet on the chaise.
Happy : Blushes and scratches the carpet with her right foot thumb and blushes some more.
Weepy : But did you know Chotey is allergic to and points to the chaise.
Happy : I know all his technical problems, issues and errors. All of them have been addressed.
Weepy : Oh Happy. Pulls her cheek, slaps it gently and says, you are so Silly.
Hotty Ponders : I have to ask Aman, if there are any tests I can take to see if I am still a celibate or if it is time to watch Happy celebrate.
Happy Ponders : Mujhe jo chahiye, uska Maza sirf raath ko hi nahi aata''.. You lost the bet boy !!!!!
Boaters : How can Hotty not remember what happened. What kind of man he is. This is chaise abuse. How can he leave Happy to answer all of his Di's questions. How can Hotty come out of the shower shirtless. How can the CVs pimp him like that.
ALs : Nahi Not Again. They are bashing Hotty even now. Als wake up and realize all this was a fashblack.
Boaties : Loopy !!! You are stringing us along. You better watch it. You wont even get the piddly 6 responses you get to which you reply 60 times for false prestige !!!!!
Loopy : It is all a big MU. You have no idea about me. I have a bad past. I have a bad post. I have such angst. I need to be amongst. Oh !! It is better to be a Nobody than be a somebody !!! Oh!!!
No song for the post, but for fellow besty boaties !!!! You know who you are.
Every night in my posts,
I see you, I read you
That is how I know you are a Titanian
Far across the pages
And cyber spaces between us
You have come to show I can board on
Paas, Door Wherever you are
I believe that the mohabbat does go on.
Once more logic as dor
And We're here in this boat
And this boat will go on and on!!!!
Side Scene Of The Day :
Weepy : I should open a India HoneyMooney Website. Then will expand to North India HoneyMooney Community Website, then Gujarathi HoneyMooney, Telugu HoneyMooney, Tamil Honeymooney, Bengali HoneyMooney, Kannada Honeymooney, LuckNo HoneyMooney.
Weepy : I have to ask HP to make a list. I am so clever. Take that Loopy !!!
Weepy : Oh I will integrate with e-vite so all family can be invited.
Weepy : We start where the others stop. We will make sure, couples profiles will be researched and we will send our selection of Sensual Dor Dos and Donts. We will then send them to your family member that have been thoroughly screened by us. The family will get together and goad you, guide you, encourage you, cheer you on. This family setting is supportive when you are about to Google each others wants, Bing each others desires and Yahoo!!! each others highpoints. What an Idea Weepyji. What an Idea.
PS : Please comment, even if you don't like it. Please.
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
Advocate Anjali Awasthi
