Kushi – Ji Arnav Ji
Arnav – Ji Paayal Ji
Arnav – What The?
Arnav – Yes Raizada Scarlet (my notes – omg – she had scarlet letter A on her hand which Arnav circled – all puns intended)
Kushi – Kya The?
Arnav – Whatever. Do not call me Arnavji. I am mighty ASR
Kushi – Ok ASR, I have to ask you something
ASR – What?
Kushi – Why do you only want to be married for 6 months.
ASR – Who said that?
Kushi – You said it?
ASR – When
Kushi – When you asked me to marry you. It says so in many threads on IF IPKKND forum.
ASR – I never said 6 months. Maybe LM dubbed it over and didn't even tell me.
Kushi – OMDM (Oh My Devi Mayya), I was checking some more posts. They said, even I say 6 months only? When did I say that?
ASR – You did not. If you did, I would have thrown you one of my incredulous (sexy) looks to indicate what a brainless dimwit you are.
Kushi –We should never let them use body doubles or voice doubles
ASR – Naughtily - Oh, now that we are married, you don't want a ASR body double. You only want original?
Kushi – Yeah, you seem to know a lot about what is original and what original quality is. I was impressed when you analyzed the cheap silver plate we gave Anjali when all of you came to our house.
ASR Walks towards her angrily
Kushi Walks towards him angrily
ASR – Are you nuts. You are supposed to walk back.
Kushi – I am your patni. We are in the Saath Nibhana Saathiya phase.
ASR Takes 5 steps back
Kushi – Aap itney kyon dartey ASR ji
ASR – Stop coming on to me, I mean stop coming towards me.
Kushi – Why
ASR – Because it is confusing
Kushi – Why
ASR – Because you are supposed to be an 18 year old and meek like Gavar Vahu!
Kushi – I am all those and that is why we are in SNS phase.
ASR – Why do you keep saying that.
Kushi – Because from today and the next 190 episodes, I will be crying a lot. No one would have witnessed that much crying. I will be crying myself rivers and will get lots of awards
ASR – Don't be so arrogant. Have you seen my Di? She cries because she woke up. She cries because toothpaste came out of the tube. She cries because there is water in the shower, she cries because she is hungry, she cries because she is full, she cries because she can burp and she cries for being able to cry so much.
Kushi – So you think she is better than me?
ASR – Yes
Kushi – So you will pick her over me
ASR – Always
Kushi Cries
Anjali comes in crying.
Kushi – Why are you crying
Anjali – Because you are crying
Kushi – Do you have to cry for everything
Anjali – Yes. I even cry when I am sleeping, because I am able to sleep.
ASR – Mutters to himself - No wonder my mom abandoned us. And ponders no wonder Shyam became such a sociopath.
Kushi – I wonder why ASR has not yet abandoned her !! And ponders no wonder Shyam became such a psycopath.
Just a small attempt to lighten the mood.
PS and PPS and Disclaimer: I am in no way defending Shyam. I feel like I have to say this even in a fun post.
Shiv Shakti
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