What The Fiction - Introducing CVs

What The Fiction - Part CVs

Decided to take a break on making fun of the episodes. Instead came up with this. I am hoping you will like and comment or not like and still comment.

CV1 - Simply - I am Simply. I write one episode every 30 days. Those are the episodes, which make all of you swoon and sing and burp with satisfaction.

CV2 - Trippy - I am Trippy in charge of TRP. I make sure Hotty is exploited to the fullest of his capabilities, I mean assets. So I make sure, the camera catches him while climbing temple stairs, walking in slow motion towards creepy with head lights strategically focused, bending while pruning (bushes), waking while flexing and flexing while waking and other tasty scenes.

CV3 - Juvy - I am Juvy. I write juvenile stuff for the leads to play so audience think they are watching Tom and Jerry. Torry is the most liked animated comics of all time. So it is importy. Not the idea.

CV4 - Lifty - I am Lifty. I lift ideas from other number one shows. We get ideas on how to torture female leads, make them inhuman in the eyes of male leads and MILs, suhaag raath between couples will be when they are ready to go to Old Age Home and figure out Bade Achhe Lagtey Ho Ho Ho Ho with IV (Intravenous Viagra) at the ready.

CV5 - Galthy - I write toothless, brainless, Misunderstandings. With this, we get to punish the innocents and reward the people doing the Galthy's. Hence my name. I always look after the people committing the galthy's and make sure, the innocent, meek and powerless people suffer a lot. When my track is on, all the brains of everyone included go on vacation. All the brains of characters, directors, audience as well. This is when Trippy does best exploitation too so, the innocent getting punished is seen as a form of love, is seen as an evolution of trust and oh boy, also seen as sexy and we sing all the way to glory.

CV6 - Filly - I am Filly. I come into the picture when actors get sick. I come into the picture when creative's remember actors are humans and they have home and family and let them go home for those 4 days in a year. I come into picture when all the other CVs get brain freeze twice a week.

CV7 - Amnesy - I am Amnesy. When ever, Simply comes in once a month and decides to give a brain cell to the female lead and she is on the verge of discovery, I come and wipe out Simply's effort. After one month when Simply again shows the male lead watching Creepy vow, Happy can run away, but he will catch her, making the 10% Nari Morcha again drool story will move forward, I jump in grab the Nari Morcha by the balls (hmmm, how is that possible) and set the damage caused by Simply, by calling Trippy (armed with hoodies and sweatpants) and Galthy (medicinal misunderstandings) and we forget what Simply has done. I am very useful when the so called Simply Superb creative tries to move the story forward.

CV8 - Vultury - I am Vultury. I come in when Trippy is not enough. When I am on, the female lead is stripped naked and each and every character in the serial will stab her, skewer her, thrash her, kick her, slap her, throw her against walls, drag her by her hair, disown her, and abuse her mind, heart, body, and soul and devour everything. Even Devi Mayyas will be left speechless.

CV9 - Steppy - I am Amnesy twin. When Simply takes one step forward in both story telling and character graphs, character graphs are taken care by Amnesy. I make sure the story telling takes several steps back. This way, everyone paychecks remain crispy for a long time.

CV10 - Reality - I am hired but never used. So far, I have given so many ideas and scripts and tracks and stories, which all have some realistic aspect. But they keep telling me, to rewrite. I have spoken to other like skilled CVs of other serials, and they all say the same thing. They will use bits and pieces of me, only when the channel says pack up to the production house and closes the serial in 5 days. Until then, I will be employed but never used, I think. Oh boy. Loopy dear, do you need me?

CVIntern - Clichy - I am Clichy. I am sent around each serial by Star Plus. They only trust one CV. Which is me. So they pass me around like a pupu platter. But they don't pay me. They say it is ungentlemanly to pay a woman for her services. PuPuPoor me.

There will be no Side Scene Of the Day. Instead

Main CVs of the Day : All the wonderful writers on this forum. You know who you are and you know how much I admire you.

Only for Sukri who DEMANDED I write a song in every WT*F post.

IPKKND CVs hain Duswaaa

Hai Ram Humko Entice Karewaa

Rishtha Wohi Soch Nahi Hain waa

Hai Ram Ulloo Hum Ho Hogayaaa

Hotty : Arnav; Crappy : ASR; Happy : Kushi; Weepy : AnJHALi; Creepy : Shyaam ji-JHA-ji; Meeky : Paayal; Lamey: Akash; Leaky : Payaash; Trashy : Mami; Ballsy : Nani; Bloody : Buaji (she like same blood type). Slappy : Garee(b)ma; Cutey : NK; Dimpy : La; Lallav : LM

WhatTheFiction - Fun or Serious - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2802882/what-the-fiction-fun-or-serious-do-read

WhatTheFiction - Part Deux - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2807882/whatthefiction-part-deux

WhatTheFiction - Part Tres - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2815907/what-the-fiction-part-tres

WhatTheFiction - Part Savaa Teen - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2815927/what-the-fiction-part-savaa-teen

WhatTheFiction - Awards - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2829133/whatthefiction-awards-updated

WhatTheFiction - Part Pudding - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2855881/what-the-fiction-part-pudding

WhatTheFiction - Part None - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2855935

WhatTheFiction - Deal Gone Wrong - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2879992

WhatTheFiction - Bhangtails - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2886664

WhatTheFiction ' Part sLime - https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2890577

Looks like Trippy is in charge of episodes these days along with some help thrown by Juvy, Filly and Amnesy.. You have got the perfect description for all the CVs and they way the episodes are thrown at our faces these days, I feel each episode has a random CV selected by Reality picking chits with names written on them

Why do I have this feeling that Abhaas might be exploited the same way very soon ? more the merrier? 😆

Sudha, its very very late where I stay. And I have an early day tomorrow. And I really want to read all of this post to laugh and comment properly. So, reserving this space to come back later. :)

Ha ha funny... But I miss the what the post...

What The Fiction - Part CVs

CV2 - Trippy - I am Trippy in charge of TRP. I make sure Hotty is exploited to the fullest of his capabilities, I mean assets. So I make sure, the camera catches him while climbing temple stairs, walking in slow motion towards creepy with head lights strategically focused, bending while pruning (bushes), waking while flexing and flexing while waking and other tasty scenes.

Brilliant Brilliant Loopy,

You give good takkar to Hotty in muscle flexing, doesn't take long for you to flex your mental muscles and come up with ever more hilarious posts!!!

I like when you say, you are taking a break from making fun of episodes, 😃 certainly why shoot the messengers when you can take a stab at the masters and commanders themselves.😃 Absolutely hilarious.

I suppose today was Trippy's day, we had an eyeful of Hotty's magnificent freshly shampooed mane, among other things.

Hey sudha

Hilarious post as usual😆😆

AII these cvs do exist

Cv5 is the most paid i guess

He knows his job very weII

Cv10 Ieast paid😭

Hey Stafthad

Sudha

we are told only Trippy matters. Trippy is good at churning out dramas that get the holy grail of tellyworld - the endless blessings and goodwill of TRP Aunty.

All Hail Aunty TRP!!

👏..you covered all the categories...😆