WhatTheFiction - Is It The End?

Happy : You are hot alright. They say that in times like this, we both should shed clothes and we should use our body heat to keep ourselves warm!!!

Hotty : You bloody blistering barnacle. It is summer and not winter.

Happy : It is winter in some part of the your planet and mumbles I mean body.

Hotty : Very Funny

Happy : Do you want me to fan you Purusha

Hotty : Gulps and asks her to get out.

The AC and other stuff arrives and AC gets fixed.

Happy Opens the bag and tumbles its contents.

Happy : Fair and Handsome. Smirks. BrylCream. Smirks. Suave Hair Gel. Smirks. Johnson's Baby Shampoo with Calming Lavender. OMDM !!! Vicco Turmeric Body Wash. Almost Faints. Obsession For Men. What The!!!

Happy : I have been doing this all wrong. He is more Vain than I am. !!!! He needs to first stop looking at himself in the mirror. How else will he notice my Jawani Dekho Swami, toin toin, toin toin!!!

Hotty : Switches the AC and with his touch, oh my, current ko current laga and current ka load katham.

Happy ponders Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me Zara Zara Switch Me Switch Me Switch me.

Hotty : We have to sleep in this tiny bed? How can we sleep.

Happy : Purusha. You want me to describe all the positions.

Hotty Gulps

Happy : You sleep on your Left side and I sleep on My Right Side. Becomes Face to Face. Right and Left. Becomes Back to Back. Left Head to Left Toe. Becomes 69. Right Head to Right Toe. Becomes Ulta 6 Ulta 9. Back to Floor and Back to Roof. Becomes Top on bott

Hotty : SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UP !!!!!!

Hotty : Grabs Happys Dupatta, folds it and lays it in between.

Happy : What are you doing.

Hotty : You always acts as if Dupatta is the one which protects and guards your dignity. I want it to guard my dignity. So there. A dupatta in between us, will ward off all your unwanted advances.

Happy pontificates. You dimwit. It is not Dupatta, but it is the dori in the back, which guards my dignity. You don't even remember how you opened my hair when my dori was lose. Tonight, there is no Dori. See what happens.

Happy all through the night practically does a horizontal

Hotty se desires ki happy takrai

Sleeping ne kaisi yeh aag lagai

haan aag lagai.

Hindi to English Pyaar Karne ki Raat Aayi

Loopy : Translate Pyaar Karne to English. OMG!!

Hotty : Keeps chanting,

Mein Tho World Peace Laaongi, Oh I am ASR.

Jai Jai Oh My ASR Jai Jai Hmm

Jai Jai OMASR Jai Jai Hmm

Morning :

Hotty wakes up. Happy has a leg on him, a hand on him and head on him and when he turns, almost had lips on him. Hotty weakens. Hotty Thaws. Blood starts rushing. And.

Chotey, Sob. Chotey Sob, Chotey Sob

Hotty : What The. Weepy is here as well !!!

But later realizes, weepy was not there. He just got so used to Weepy interrupting everything every time, his mind got used to imagining things.

Hotty tells Happy he is going for a jog.

Hotty comes back from his jog and sees Happy enjoying tea on the porch. So he decided, for all the seducing she does, I am going to take my revenge. He sheds his jacket and starts exercising in the front yard. Happy is in her own lala land but realizes there is a crowd forming and when she turns to see Hotty and his muscles bulging and sweat dripping and wetting him, she practically chokes and snorts hot tea out of her nose. Even though she was choking and her nose was burning she couldn't bat an eye lid and was gasping for air.

Hotty gives his evil smirk and takes the garden hose and drenches himself and then, his head does a male dhak dhak karne laga with water jumping from his hair onto Happy's face.

Happy forgets to breathe, forgets to blink and unlike the audience, forgets to faint. But actually she did faint. She can faint with her eyes open.

Hotty Grabs Happy and shakes her and asks, what are you looking at babe?

Happy becomes alive again and ponders : Oh I am so going to get you back for this Hotty. I will show you how it is done.

Hotty is in the shower all lathered up with his Johnson Shampoo, Vicco Turmeric Body Wash. Water supply gets shut off.

Hotty : Happy, Happy. Why is the water not coming

Happy : Water Supply is only until 9:30.

Hotty : What do I do now.

Happy : I will get you some water. Open the door.

Hotty opens the door and Happy enters with a bucket of water and closes the door.

Happy : You shower with your sneakers and your boxers on? Chi Chi.

Hotty : Shut Up and Get Out. How much Himmat you have?

Happy : Puts her hands on his chest and starts lathering him up some more.

Hotty almost screamed: Bhagvan, I mean ASR ke liye mujhe chod do. Koi Hai. Please Koi mujhe bachalo. Please stop it. Please leave.

Happy: Grabs his face and lathers up his eyes and lips and ears and grabs and pulls his cheeks.

Hotty : Speechless, thoughtless and reaction less except downstairs.

Happy swirls him around and lathers his back and he is happy he doesn't have to face her. The he feels Happys hands snaking their way from his foot to his thigh.

Hotty opens his eyes, the Vicco Turmeric, burns his eyes, but he doesn't care, he grabs Happy and says, Please stop it. Please.

Happy : Don't you ever dare seduce me again, if you are not going to complete the course. Hands him a mug with water and leaves.

Hotty collapses to the floor. How did I end up marrying her. I though she would be like any SP Bahu and will wait till eternity for the touch of her husband. Damn you SP. Your Nayi Soch is playing havoc with my veins and blood flow. Damn you SP.

Later On

Hotty drags Happy outside and shows how his SUV. It was also just wrapped in a white sheet. Everything else was bared.

Hotty : Did you do this to get back at me

Happy : What The? Why would I do this?

Hotty : Because, you are not getting, you know very well why

Happy : What would I get if I strip the car bare. Same as what I get when I strip the owner. Nothing

Hotty : You better tell me where my parts are

Happy : Oh is that the problem? Never thought in that angle.

Hotty : Shut UP. I am talking about the car parts

Happy : Of course. Whose parts will we talk about. You have parts, but they died because they were never used.

Hotty : What The Fiction

Happy : Remember. You have a brain. You don't use it. Going South. You have a heart you don's use it. Going South. You have a

Hotty : I will not let you go until you tell me where the Car, Car, Car parts are

Happy : Call the police or Mentos. They will Google it for you. Meanwhile come and finish the extremely tasty, reasonable priced Pasta boiled in EVOO with sauce made from micro waved tomatoes.

Hotty Pouts : No, I am staying here until the Car, CAr, CAR, parts are found.

Happy : Fine. Stay here until your, Your, YOur, YOUr, YOUR parts what ever

Next Day:

Hotty : Damn It. So they spent all their money paying for the extremely tasty, reasonably priced Pasta boiled in extra virgin

Hotty : Wait a second. I need to stop Happy influencing me so much. I am going to go do the most sensible thing.

Bloody : What is all this Hotty

Hotty : Groceries. I am the SIL of the house. Doing this is my right

Happy Ponders : Bada Aaya SIL. What about your husband duties. Forget husband duties. What about "man" duties. What about my rights as a Wife. Show Off

Slappy : But why so much Hotty

Hotty : Aunty. Look at me. I am so lean and mean. I mean I eat a lot. You feed me a lot too.

Slappy ponders : When did we feed him. First day he did not eat the boiled vegetables. Then he got that bland tasking extremely priced Mac & Cheese.

Happy : Why you calling Aunty. Call her Mummy

Hotty : Shut Up. My mum died

Happy : My mum died too. Get over it. This is how it is done. We live without electricity, water supply, enough groceries and without a mom and dad. I don't go around yelling at RM because my mom died. Your past does not give you the right to deprive me or my family of rights

Loopy : Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai. This is supposed to be OTT comedy

Happy : Shut Up you good for nothing clowny.

Hotty : Shut The Fiction Up you good for nothing buffoon.

Loopy : Aye Aye : Shutting The Fiction Up

Loopy : And the gas burner catches fire and a big blast happens and everyone at GH dies.

Side Scene Of The Day:

Grudgy showing her stalker attitude and forbidden jealousy tried to separate Leaky. When they do not separate, she Leaks the gas from the stove and clicks the camera. The flash travels and ignites the gas and RM blows up. Everyone at RM dies.

Creepy : Loopy. Did the Tree also die?

Loopy : Look up your nostrils you Hotty you!!!

Hotty : Here eat some GolGappas and calm down.

Loopy : You don't exist for me. I killed you.

Hotty : I am taking of my shirt

Loopy : I am not Gully (gullible gul khan)

Hotty : For the Love of Chotey, I mean, Titanic, get over it

The END.😲😲😲

End Credits Song

Vo Meri Sleep Mera Peace Mujhe Lauta Do

Vo Mera Love Mera Hurt Mujhe Lauta Do

All the sleep I lost while browsing

All the peace I lost while posting

Yeh Meri Bhool Thi Jo Maine IPKKND Watch Kiya

Na Honey Waaley MU Clearing Ka Intazaar kiya

Ye kya Rang Laayi Hai Meri Wafa

I Got Kis Liye Yeh Saza

Teri Entertainment Ki Pyass Thi Mujhe

Tujhko Praise Karne Ki Thi Unmeed Mujhe

Vo Mera Entertainment Mera Praise Mujhe Lauto Do

Vo Meri Sleep Mera Peace Mujhe Lauta Do

Vo Mera Love Mera Hurt Mujhe Lauta Do

Mili Hai Hamein Kis Liye Yeh Dragging

Happy Innocent Hai Aur Tortured Hain Kitne

Hotty Loves Her Aur MUs Her Bhi Hain Kitne

Is Story Ka Imtahaan Yun Na Lo

Have Mercy And Mei Jaan Yun Na Lo

Fiction Jitney Bhi Maine Padah Hai

Reality Jitney Bhi Maine Likha hai

Vo Mera Fiction Ko Paas Aane Do

Vo mer Reality Ko Door Jaane Do

Vo Meri Sleep Mera Peace Mujhe Lauta Do

Vo Mera Love Mera Hurt Mujhe Lauta Do

It is a song from HHRPK.

Happy swirls him around and lathers his back and he is happy he doesn't have to face her. The he feels Happys hands snaking their way from his foot to his thigh.

Hotty opens his eyes, the Vicco Turmeric, burns his eyes, but he doesn't care, he grabs Happy and says, Please stop it. Please.

Happy : Don't you ever dare seduce me again, if you are not going to complete the course. Hands him a mug with water and leaves.

Now that is what I call poetic justice and damn your version has started my mind working and sounds a hell of lot interesting and spicy as compared to the actual one shown on SP.

On a serious note err all he had to do was ask for a tiny bit of water in a cup wash the soap of his eyes and he would have been alright

Hotty collapses to the floor. How did I end up marrying her. I though she would be like any SP Bahu and will wait till eternity for the touch of her husband. Damn you SP. Your Nayi Soch is playing havoc with my veins and blood flow. Damn you SP.

I think that was one of the most brilliant scenes SI has every delivered and she did it so naturally that you could only end up admiring the sheer sassiness of the whole action and yes she wont wait for eternity😆

As for all those L'oreal and stuff

And She is called chamkeli.. Seeing the amount of his toiletries this is one metro sexual man who takes his grooming seriously When and as they do eventually share a real space I would be very interested in seeing whose cosmetics got more space

Happy : What would I get if I strip the car bare. Same as what I get when I strip the owner. Nothing

So true🤣

Side Scene Of The Day:

Grudgy showing her stalker attitude and forbidden jealousy tried to separate Leaky. When they do not separate, she Leaks the gas from the stove and clicks the camera. The flash travels and ignites the gas and RM blows up. Everyone at RM dies.

Creepy : Loopy. Did the Tree also die?

That is one creepy scary kid I would be scared to accost her during the night Payal watch out girl your sister is not the only one who has an obsessed psychopath on her trail in RM

Loopy : Look up your nostrils you Hotty you!!!

Hotty : Here eat some GolGappas and calm down.

Loopy : You don't exist for me. I killed you.

Hotty : I am taking of my shirt

Loopy : I am not Gully (gullible gul khan)

Hotty : For the Love of Chotey, I mean, Titanic, get over it

Ah girl you killed me with this🤣

Originally posted by: FairyLiquidSoap

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