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Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain. Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme

Once Mayavati with a goat went to laaloo prasad yadav laalo ji asks ye bhenswaan[buffalo] kahan se le aayin mayvati says laaloo ji its

Boy:-I Love u Girl:-I dont Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:-I told u. No no no Boy :- Waiter,bring seperate bills. Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u...

check out the phone convo ".....WHAT ! ........" Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. "Watt." "What is your name, please?" "Watt's...

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that

HINDI: A Kya Bolti Tu ? A Kya Mai Bolu ? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ? Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ? Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or

conversation b/w bill gates and our very own laloo of bihar gates: namaskar! you must hv heard of windows. laloo:oh yes!most govt. offices

Gullu dials a number. A girl receives the call. Gullu: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Gullu: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil

Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in

hey friends, Its Time For Celebration....as its the Birthday of One of Our Members..... sweety_rajveer on 14th November so...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the...

A woman was walking through the woods when she came across a rusty old lamp. The woman, being so curious, immediately picked it up and rubbed it.

Hi guys ***hahahhahhaaa***** sorry i cant stop laughing..... i just read this "amazing piece of poetry" now this is how u propose to

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable,...

FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES" do u want a documentary proof ?? Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind...

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai hazaro jati hai hazaro hasati hai hazaro rulati hai lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo Doli me aati hai aur gale...

-priya

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya antar hai? Gullu:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin...

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business...

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot……….. One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog…….. The dog

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Pappu at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Pappu says - "Pappu ram mohan...

DIFFERENCE A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss''wat is the meaning of appraisal?'' Boss:Do u know the meaning of resignation?''...

Well,im not sure whether these jokes has been posted before or not but i juss wanted to share these jokes with u all.Hope u will enjoy it n plz...

How to stop people from bugging you about married Old aunts used to come up at my cousin at weddings, poking him in the ribs and...

hi, jokes........................ Q: How do you recognize a Banta's son in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the...

An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?" The engineer whips out...