Jokes Forum - Page 61

Fact #1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue v v v v Fact #2: After reading the first fact, all crazy people try it...

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your...

Little Johnny said to his aunt Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!" His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen. "You

3 Proud Parents 3 men were gathering one day to talk about how successful there sons were doing. The first man says, "My son has been doing so

Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat. Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never meet ur mom b4. Girl: True, but my father did

Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre: Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl --- ...

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not." "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid

Hi, how r u all? here are some jokes that i like to share with u all. The plumber has arrived A lady was expecting the plumber; he was...

Kyun chalti hain pawan, Because of evaporation . Kyun jhoome hain gagan, Because of earth's rotation. Kyun machalta hain mann, Because of

hi guy im tooba i have a joke 4 u A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.......

Badri Prasad realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the

One Sunday morning Raj's son burst into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...

Teacher:Arun tell your father's name in English. Arun:Madam, my father's name is Mr. Butter Red Government. Teacher: Stupid...are you making fun

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." ****** "What did one ghost say to

Hi, i am back with a bang! ok......................................................... Do u know the full form of A to H??...

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL

hi, here is a joke for u all- Brain tumor Doctor: I regreat to tell you that you have Brain Tumor Mr. Bean:...

Sardar Surinder and his wife Jagpreet were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told...

hey friends, Seems like its the b'day season...... as now we'll celebrate the b'day of another member....who's been here for qutie...

Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! 'YES'.. OK, BYE'. She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING...

Zindgi shuru hoti hai rishto se,rishte shuru hote hain Pyar se,pyar shuru hota hai apno se,aur apne.. APNE shuru hoti hai DHARMENDER, SUNNY aur...

Whose MIL is better? Wife: Darling, you hate all my relatives. Husband: "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law...

Haathi Weds Machchharni! Ek baar ek Haathi (male) aur ek Machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai. Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab...

At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool

hi, this is my first post in I-F! This is his refrigerator! Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very...

10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines hahahahaha Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach,

Scientific Lover Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki

Read the paragraph below and try to understand and then look for the answer below first try it yourself. Two indivisuals proceeded towards

Hi friends, Its time for another b'day … of one of our friends.... fariha17 so please all of you wish her a very

n Englishman and Gullu inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Gullu: Good evening, we open the zip and do!