Gullu dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Gullu: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Gullu: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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2 Ppls were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st : Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.
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