Well,im not sure whether these jokes has been posted before or not but i juss wanted to share these jokes with u all.Hope u will enjoy it n plz do leave ur comments.
Who is clever?teacher or students????
One day 4 students were playing till late night n they didnt study for the test which was going to be held tomorrow.Next morning they planned to make themselves look as dirty and weird with mud and grease.Then they went to the Dean they told him that they had gone for a wedding last night n on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way!! and they were not in condition to appear for the test.So the dean said that they will have to re-appear for the test after 3 days the students agreed and thanked him and said that they will be ready for the test.After three days they appeared before the dean, the dean said that this is a special condition test.They all were required to sit in separate classrooms,they all agreed.The question paper consisted of 2 questions.
Q.1.Your name ........ ...... ........ (2 marks)
Q.2.Which tyre burst ....... ........ ........ (98 marks)
(a)Back left tyre
(b)Back right tyre
(c)Front left tyre
(d)Front right tyre......!!!!
Kumkum Bhagya
Tu Dhadkan Main Dil
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