Guess!........lol...

hi,

jokes........................


Q: How do you recognize a Banta's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the
board.
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was
observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
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INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed. How can u escape if the room caught FIRE?
Candidate: very simple. Stop imagining.....
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WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????




?????GUESS


????GUESS HARDER


Give up ?


NO GUESS???


TOM & JERRY STARTS.......
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?

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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
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Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small
island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts"
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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
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Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you!
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Hope u enjoyed!😊😊

(i will come back with for fun ones😉😉)


-LOVE RIYA 😊😊

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i really needed this laff today..thnx 4 these wonderful jokes n do come back with more 😳 😆

😆 😆 they were all new!!!
man i got tired of readin these old ones tat people av accidently posted cuz dey didnt know tat they were posted b4!!!
thz they were all gr8!!! 😊

Originally posted by: amrit23

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i really needed this laff today..thnx 4 these wonderful jokes n do come back with more 😳 😆

thanks! and i am happy that u liked it!


i sure will come. do not worry!😉😉

-LOVE RIYA😊😊

Originally posted by: micropink11

😆 😆 they were all new!!!
man i got tired of readin these old ones tat people av accidently posted cuz dey didnt know tat they were posted b4!!!
thz they were all gr8!!! 😊

i am glad that u liked it!😊😊

awsome jokes!!! loved them!!! 😃

😆 OMG!!!!......good ones 😆

Originally posted by: sim_indian

awsome jokes!!! loved them!!! 😃

thanks!😊😊

Originally posted by: Khobsurat_11

loved the jokes 😆

thank u!😊😊

all are gr88 and funny esp guess.. tom & jerry wala...