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An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y?? They gave a solid reason ...**Ladke k daant bahar hain

A man was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the...

A man comes running into a psychiatric hospital and starts shouting n pleading that they admit his wife The staff give him water n help him

Answering machine message Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's...

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade.. When they got back on...

who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? ..........sita with ravan wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

Crying One day a neighbor of Shanti go over to her house and sees shanti crying and asked her what had happened and shanti said that her

Hi, I saw this post in another part of India-forums. it was posted by one member/ one of my good friend in I-F. So here it is- You may have...

Agar do pipal ke pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge ...... . . . . Socho . . . . . . . Us rassi ko bolenge - 'NOKIA'...

Hey a ll Jokers o ut here ... . Wis h Yo u A ll A Ver y.. Happy Laughing Diwali!!!!!! Edited by Star_on_earth -

Gullu jokes Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Gullu, "How far is land"? Gullu: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman:

hi, enjoy.......... What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ? Use a cowculator ! what time what did the secend hand said to the minet

Mr. John comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to...

hi, enjoy this joke- Feel better now Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she

A mans wife was standing at the mirror crying, tells her hubby im fat and ugly give me a compliment, the man replies you have near perfect

One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received...

Read the whole thing or else it's a waste of time. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till...

Son asks his dad: Is it true that men in africa n asia know their wives only after they r married The dad answers: It is true all over...

They say a bear and a rabbit were taking a stroll together in the jungle. While near a swamp, they heard a strange croaking sound they decided to

A drunk Gullu farts loudly in d bar. Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife". Gullu-"Sorry,i didnt know it was...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,

true story Dear Ann, I think I can top the person who wrote complaining about the idiocy of the phone company. Talk about garbage in, garbage...

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and

Okaay. There were these 3 men. Tom, Omar, and Chris. They were hiking in a jungle and brought no food or water. While they were walking...

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon....

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a female already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F." He smiled...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope

Two soldiers caught hold of a terrorist...however they decided to kill him in a different style.. they gave him a dice..One said "u roll the

Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALLday long. Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you! ...