Jokes Forum - Page 60

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked

An old man on his deathbed implored his wife, "When I am gone I want you to marry Fred Uhland." "Why Fred Uhland?" his wife asked. "You

Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following...

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten in. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works...

two men walk into a bar, first man is tall loud and talkative the other man is short quiet and funny looking. first man says to the second

Manager asked a man at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? reply: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. -- After...

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Gullu: 12th June Which year? Gullu : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Pullu: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal

Hey friends…. I know u r eagerly waiting for this …..so without wasting much time …I m presenting to u the scoreboard for the last n...

WORDS WOMEN USE FINE this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE

A man is talking to God and asks him: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' To which God replies: 'so that you would find them...

Patiant: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ...

Welcome friends…. As you all know bout this contest "Identify the Joker" ……… so here is the scoreboard where I'll be posting the points...

"Identify The Joker - Week 1" Hi friends, Welcome to a new game… which is Identify the Joker…. Wat I'll do in this

It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of...

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of...

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead...

a man dies and goes to hell there he finds that there is a hell for each country. he goes to the german hell and asks,''wat do they do...

Gullu apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Gullu: I'm falling in love --- Wife:

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can...

Q: What is the name of Veerappan's IT company? A: VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products). Q: What does Veerappan give as incentive to his employees? A:...

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother...

im sorry if these jokes had been posted before. Peter calls his doctor's office for an appointment. ''Im srry we cant fit u in for atleast

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 1) Right clicked the mouse on the file...

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen...

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily. ...

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Quiet!"...