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How to stop people from bugging you about married

Old aunts used to come up at my cousin at weddings,

poking him in the ribs and cackling,telling him,''you r next.''

They stopped it after he started saying the same thing to them at funerals.😆😆😆

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To be happy with a man love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman love her very much but try not to understand her.😆😆😆

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A guy phone's up his boss,but gets the bosses' his wife instead:''im afraid he died last week''she explaines.

The guy again calls and asks for the boss.

''i told u ''the wife replies,''he died last week''.

The next day he again calls there and asks for his boss

by this time the wife gets upset and shouts at him:

''i have already told u that my husband,your boss died last week then why do u keep calling?''

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''coz....''he says laughing,''i juss love hearing it''.

hope u enjoyed plz do leave ur comments.😃😃😃

😆 damn good 😆 😆
thnx 4 sharing

awesome jokes!!!! 😆 especially the first one! 😆 thanx for sharing!

'I just love hearing it'? 🤣

And i loved the 'you're next.. funny but mean!! 😆

awsome jokes!!!!
loved all of them 😃
thc for sharing