conversation b/w bill gates and our very own laloo of bihar
gates: namaskar! you must hv heard of windows.
laloo:oh yes!most govt. offices hv the single window clearence concept.
gates:at home u must hv installed windows?
laloo:i hv removed all the windows frm my house due to increase bulgalaries in our house.
gates(confused):then wat is the system u operate on?
laloo:OPERATION?yes i had a hernia operation last month.
gates(sweating):hope the internet is used a lot in india
laloo:oh yes due to increased mosquito problems many ppl are sleeping under nets.
gates:by the year 2000 india should export computer chips.
laloo:we r already exporting uncle chips.
gates(feeling very uneasy):do u regularly use laptops?
laloo:my grand-son sleeps on the top of my lap.
gates(heavily sweating):the cheif minister of andhra pradesh knows a lot abt RAM n ROM.
laloo:RUM? prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.
gates(feeling very dizzy):i would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
laloo:i hv exhausted all my leave.
gates:i hv no energy left,lets go out and hv a bite.
laloo:BITE?i believe in non-violence i will not bite.
gates(system crashes and found missing.)
''windows is restarting. plz wait......... ......... ........''
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