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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. ...

i came across a joke so i thought ill post it Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl:...

Mary, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the...

A son asks his mom: Why did God make Man (Adam) before Woman (Eve) The mom replies: Before making an outstanding portrait an artist...

A couple r watching a dramatic movie together The wife asks her husband: What do u think they'll marry in the end The husband replies :

A wife returns from her 1st solo driving after having newly acquired a driving license The husband asks: How was yr 1st day at solo driving?

A couple married for 20 yrs were out 1st time on a beautiful holiday at a resort offering peace nature n beauty altogether The 1st morning

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched...

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A newly wedded wife was waiting for her husband. Her husband enters and says in a stern voice..."Abhi ek cup chaai bana ke laao, varna......"

The only way to a womans heart do comment..... Edited by Fazila~ - 2007-10-23T12:13:38Z

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and...

Why are you crying baby ??? A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house,

hey guys here is a joke i heard a long time ago i hope its funny 3 mans were at a party talking to each other about their wifes 1st one...

hey friends, "The best moments in life are the ones that made us smile " so everytime u come here..think of something that happened

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having

heyy guyz! (i duno if i shud post it here..so mods u can move it in which ever forum it fits) jus wanted to share it wid u: Q: What did...

Girl: Darling Hum Kahan Jaa Rahe Hain??? Boy: Darling Hum Ek Long Drive Par Jaa Rahe Hain.... Girl: (Nakhra) Pehle Kyon Nahi Bataya?Huh Boy:...

Dedicate this jokes to someone lol Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmine Lily All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...

Two women meet at a restaurant 1st one says to the 2nd woman: Yr wedding ring is on the wrong finger The 2nd woman replies: No I am...

enjoy.............. its a kids joke thought Knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there? Bean! Bean who? Bean fishing lately? . . do not forget to

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A woman advertised in a local newspaper an ad Searching for a husband Soon she got hundreds of letter from women Each one sach "Take...

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about Love n other x things in details. Daughter ( Excitingly

During a fight a husband says to his wife: I was a fool to have married u The wife replies: Yes I know dear I was too much in love to...

Joseph, planning a trip to Spain, decides to enroll at a language college to learn Spanish. But he doesnt get round to it until the night...

Surjit saw that his friend Balllu was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"...

DIVORCED FATHER: "Daughter, when you go back to your Mom's house tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is...