Pappu at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Pappu says - "Pappu ram mohan Married"
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Pappu shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Pappu on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Pappu : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating