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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender [with a drunken slur],"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and...

The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man...

Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta. I...

Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, Tume mere dill churaliya." Nurse (Sharmaate hue): Chall jhootee dil ko to haat bi nai lagayaa..... humne tho

Once a husband and a wife had a very big argument. it so happened that they were angry at each other and made a very grave mistake. The argument...

No sarar jokes please. viewbie's note: I'm closing this topic now. Edited by Shazia_haya - 2008-02-23T20:33:50Z

Farting All The Time Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The...

A custome r was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant, at first he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too

Hey this is kind of like a joke and a game so this is wat u have to do: i will start of wid a funny story and u have to carry it on (it HAS to...

0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning,...

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into

Pretty Bad News Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to

KLM is a European airline the flies regularly to the Middle East. On one recent flight into Dubai airport, there was a slight malfunction. I...

Joke deleted since it was a religious joke. PS: It was an Islamic joke and of course I don't want to make a joke out of my religion....no...

Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife, Lady: How Many Wife Do U Have? Doctor: Two. --- *edited* *Viewbie's Note: No Jokes on

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for

Hello Joke Fans Today we have a new motw this person has been coming to the joke section for about 2 months she is a fan of the

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Sunday School Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had

Laughs Hello Taxi A passenger taps the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight? Pupil : Of

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round ? Milton: I can't.

a guy is showing around his house to his friends.he comes to his swimming pools.he shows the first one and says this has cool water for those

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No...

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Offend Thy Honor A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money...

Moderator's Note : Neither Joke, is appropriate on a forum with young members, Edited them out. The Dev team has been flooded with

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. 'Thank you for winning the case,' said the grateful client to her

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. The scene is a law court. The prosecution counsel faces the female witness