Mental hospital

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news."
"The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses."
"The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

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fly2me thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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OMG!...stupid mary 😛 thx for sharing!=]
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Posted: 17 years ago
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she should not have said anything 😆
IceFire thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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hahaha :d 😆 what a **** up girl
sabm786 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 😆 that was great!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏 👏
thanks 4 sharing it
samz-14 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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oh my god! lol x 100
My eyes just shot open after readin the last line lol 😆 😵
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Omg wacko wife! But how funny...she put him there to dry! Omg.. that was really funny! I actually can't stop laughing! Thanks for sharing!

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