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A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal...

Some Poems Nursery rymes... but the words are twistd around lol Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you .. should be kept in the

A farmer has to transport a fox, a goose and a sack of grain across a river. The boat is so small that there is room only for him and one of the...

Plz dnt close this topic cuz itz nt a joke... because a jokes funny and this is fun so it half the joke... This ones hard... Wat r u

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for...

The Tennis Player's Prayer Please don't let me be so nervous When I toss the ball for service. Give me speed and strength unhaulting,

There was a Lakers fan with a really crappy seat at Staples Center. Looking around, he spotted an empty seat at half-court. Thinking to

Teacher - Student,gimme a sentence starting with 'I'. Student - I is..... Teacher - No,always say 'I am'. Student - All right.....I'm...

One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to

Superman climbed the Empire State Building and challenged King Kong to a fight. King Kong said, "I don't have time. I have to catch a plane!"...

A site foreman had ten very lazy for him, so one he decided to trick them into doing some for a change. "I've got a really easy job

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...

Sumo Jump Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who

A young man asked God how long a million years was to him. God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me." (Meaning:

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH. our class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's favorite Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his...

I thought that I could love no other Until,that is,I met your brother Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet so

A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie. Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE." First wish:

Its the year 2019 and Romeo Beckham is about to sign professional terms with Manchester United. Pondering the situation, he asks his Father,

What is a tree's favorite drink? Root beer! i thought that waz really funny do comment of what u think!

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The

Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi….. "suno ! kya tum aik...

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to...

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing

Myles: Suppose you loan Ralph ten dollars and he agrees to repay you at the rate of the dollar a week. How much money would you have after...

To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up...