KLM is a European airline the flies regularly to the Middle East. On one recent flight into Dubai airport, there was a slight malfunction. I happen to have a transcript of the conversation from the final fateful moments before the plane went for her final sajood:
"KLM to Tower, KLM to Tower, we have a problem, we've lost one of our engines."
"Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, don't worry, keep coming, your gonna make it."
"KLM to Tower, KLM to Tower, we've lost another, two engines are out."
"Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, its ok, keep coming, your gonna make it."
"KLM to Tower, KLM to Tower, we've lost THREE ENGINES, THREE ENGINES are out!"
"Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, don't worry, keep coming, your gonna make it, you are going to make it."
"K-L-M TO TO-W-ER, K-L-M TO TO-W-ER, ALL FOUR ENGINES ARE OUT, ALL FOUR ENGINES ARE OUT!"
...(silence)...
..."Tower to KLM, Tower to KLM, repeat after me...
Ash-hadu-ana-laillaha...."
PS: It's not an offensive joke. I'm a Muslim myself so please no one shall think it's offensive because it isn't and nor is it meant to be. After careful consideration I posted this joke. It's a clean Islamic joke.
PSS: Muslims and members who know about Islam may understand the humour in the joke.😊 Those who don't understand the joke, I'm sorry. Just forget it then😳.