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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back...

hey!! just felt like sharing a joke today.. so, here it goes: Air hostess to Lalu: Sir, are you vegetarIAN or non-vegetarIAN? Lalu: I'm

This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She was...

Leave letters and applications This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India.

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The

1. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. 2. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mums favourite serials. 3. 4 weeks in Switzerland

6 FACTS on EARTH. 1st FACT:- U can't touch all ur teeth wit ur tongue. ? ? ? 2nd FACT:-After reading this all fools will try it. ? ? ? 3rd

Hey fellow Joke Members, I'm back with the game. This time it's called: Situation Game #3 Okay so this week

To day is a special day for a joker and my baji, to day is her birthday and she hits a certain number which i wont mention. have a

Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb? A: None. They like the dark. Q: What position did Bruce Wayne...

Stanley Cup Injury Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened....

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS...

Hey Guys, Pleased to announce that Star and Kal-el here have been promoted to Moderators, Congratss Both of you, Well deserved!! ...

*edited* Pls keep your posts clean and avoid posting any blonde jokes. Edited by Star_on_earth - 2008-03-04T00:50:20Z

Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary? A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand. Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that...

Michael Jordan, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a...

Did you all miss grilling someone? I know you did! That's why I (Sumra a.k.a. shazia_haya) am here with your new

A burglar was caught after he fell down a chimney while escaping over the roof of a house he had just broken into. Police in Maastricht,

Let's celebrate together the Birthdays of our 2 fellow jokers: Here are a few gifts for...

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any

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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he...

They enter your life, Scan your pockets, Transfer your money, Edit your mind, Download their problems and Delete your smile So

The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing? He was the referee. An ant

The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you

1. I am very fragile... If spoken im broken... U can't touch or hold me... What am i?... -- 2. I am first fat and hairy no one would...

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle

On the bus Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back "What's in the bag?" asked Paddy "I 'm not going to tell," replied