Laughs -- Sunday School

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Sunday School

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.

Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across safely. He used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.

"Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!

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Back in Session

A high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. He came upon one student who was flipping a coin, then writing.
Teacher: What are you doing?

Student: Getting the answers to the test.

The teacher shook his head and walked on. A little while later, when everyone was finished with the test, the teacher noticed the student was again flipping the coin.

Teacher: Now what are you doing?

Student: I'm checking the answers.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Rude Student

A pre-med student had to take a difficult class in physics. One day, the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives," the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So, how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Robo Teacher

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that term.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying about Noah's ark.

On the way home, Willy asked, "Do you think Noah did much fishing?"

"How could he?" said Billy. "He only had two worms".

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"

"None," answered little Norman.

"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."

"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

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Posted: 17 years ago

nice jokes....and hey congrats....you just completed your first one year at India-forums 😛 on this special day -Valentine's Day-!

PS: There are some jokes which are repeated.

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[quote=Manzz]Hello

Thanks and same to you, and I am surprised that you noticed that it is my aniversary here. Nobody else did.

Thanks anyway and I have replaced the joke, the one I think is repeated. If any one else is I shall replace.

Thanks once more.

Manzz[/quote]

Hey it's not my anniversary😊, it was yours. Your first one whole year on IF, since you had joined IF on the 14th of Feb 2007, so on the 14th of Feb 2008 you had completed one whole year at IF. So it's your aniversary, not mine.😊

And hey I've edited those repeated jokes, they are in red so you can replace them by some other jokes.

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Ha Ha. Oops, I meant "Same To You " on Valentine's Day Wishes. Ha Ha.

It is / Was My First Year Over here. Anyways Have Fun.

-- Manzz

Originally posted by: Manzz

[quote=Manzz]Hello

Thanks and same to you, and I am surprised that you noticed that it is my aniversary here. Nobody else did.

Thanks anyway and I have replaced the joke, the one I think is repepeated. If any one else is I shall replace.

Thanks once more.

Manzz[/quote]

Hey it's not my anniversary😊, it was yours. Your first one whole year on IF, since you had joined IF on the 14th of Feb 2007, so on the 14th of Feb 2008 you had completed one whole year at IF. So it's your aniversary, not mine.😊

And hey I've edited those repeated jokes, they are in red so you can replace them by some other jokes.

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