Laughs -- Cold In The Head

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight?

Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days!

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Man

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

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Man

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."

He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.

He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

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Man

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.

"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.

"No."

"I'm the principal's daughter."

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.

"No," she replied.

"Thank goodness!"

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honour," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"