Laughs -- Lawyer In The Court Of Law

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The scene is a law court. The prosecution counsel faces the female witness and rasps: 'Is it true you committed adultery on the 18th of June in a snowstorm while riding on the roof of an automobile travelling at ninety miles an hour through Slough with a one-legged dwarf waving a Union Jack?'

The young woman in the witness box looked straight at the prosecuting counsel and said, calmly: 'What was the date again?'

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Judge: 'Did you sleep with this woman?'

Man in witness box: 'No, your honor, not a wink.'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Policeman in witness box: This woman came up to me when I was in plain clothes and tried to pass off this five pound note, m'lud.'

Judge: 'Counterfeit?'

Policeman in witness box: 'Yes, m'lud, she had two.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The judge had just finished telling the prisoner that he was free to go as the jury had found him not guilty of fraud,

So the prisoner asked: 'Does that mean I can keep the money?'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The most difficult task a young lawyer ever had was the evening he spent trying to change a beautiful young lady's will.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The complicated commercial lawsuit had dragged on for years and years.
'I've had enough of this,' said the managing director of one of the firms involved. 'Let's come to a compromise solution and settle out of court.'

'Impossible!' snorted the City solicitor. 'My firm is determined to fight your case right down to your last penny.

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