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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.
The scene is a law court. The prosecution counsel faces the female witness and rasps: 'Is it true you committed adultery on the 18th of June in a snowstorm while riding on the roof of an automobile travelling at ninety miles an hour through Slough with a one-legged dwarf waving a Union Jack?'
The young woman in the witness box looked straight at the prosecuting counsel and said, calmly: 'What was the date again?'