Laughs -- Prove That Earth Is Round

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round ?

Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Which is the biggest cherry in the world?

Ans : Pondicherry.

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Which is the longest rope in the world ?

Ans :- Europe

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"

The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Laughs -- Prove That Earth Is Round

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