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PART- 47
Maan felt a sense of Dj vu as he was entering the hall… The last movie he had seen in a cinema hall was with his little wify, Jab we met…He still remembered how excited she was and how fascinated she got, as Kareena's name was also Geet… After that movie, it was not that he didn't have time or something; it was just that he could never bring himself to any theatre again after that without his Meet… And today he was very happy that his Jaan was once again here with him…
As soon as he entered the hall, he was spellbound… It looked nothing like a cinema hall but more like a honeymoon suite… The entire cinema hall was decked up in pink roses and white orchids, Geet's and Maan's favorite flowers…. There was a small stream of lights flowing from the roof… Illuminating the hall, giving it a natural starry effect… But what took away Maan's breath was that there were NO SEATS in the hall…
A single fluffy comfortable recliner stood proudly right in the middle of the hall… Decorated with cushions of various colors and surrounding it were various tables having all types of eatables and drinks anyone could ask for…
Geet got super excited and literally jumped on the recliner making herself comfortable while our dear Maan's sharp mind very soon realized what his dear sibling were up to… there was only ONE RECLINER meaning Geet and him would have to share it…. Or to be precise, he would have to literally adjust Geet in HIS LAP!!!!
"Arrey Maan!!! Aap wahan kyun khade hain??? Aaiye na… dekhiye superman ne kitne achche arrangement kiye hain…"
Geet exclaimed squealing in delight… While Maan mentally groaned and took baby steps towards his dear innocent angel who was still oblivious to her dear Superman's shaitaani…
Maan gulped and held Geet's hand and gently made her stand on her feet once again while Geet looked at him totally confused…
Geet complained while pouting cutely…
"Kya hua Maan, aapne mujhe uthaya kyun??? Main itni comfy ho gayi thi na…"
"Geet, tumhe yahan iss recliner ke alawa kuchh baithne ke liye nazar aa raha hai???"
Geet looked around and said-
"Nahi…"
Maan asked her sarcastically…
"Toh phir main kya zamin par baithoon…"
"Arrey aap asise kyun keh rahey hain… Ummm…. Yeh Superman bhi na!!! Lagta hai wo bhul hi gaya ki aap bhi mere saath movie dekhne aayenge…"Geet giggled…
Maan rolled his eyes and sat down on the recliner…
"Arrey aap yahan baithenge toh phir main kahaan…."
Geet couldn't complete her sentence as before that she was pulled into Maan's lap… Maan sat properly on the recliner in a half sitting and half sleeping position and then adjusted Geet over him making sure she is comfortable…
He chuckled looking at Geet whose eyes had become as large as saucers and seemed that they could pop out any minute!!!
"Geet woh dekho movie start ho gayi…"
Maan spoke to divert her mind and above all divert his own attention to the screen before his hormones took over him…
The lights dimmed and since it was a private screening, there were no commercials, directly the movie certificate came on the screen… Maan's eyes popped out seeing the 'A' certificate of the movie…
"Hey Babaji… Yeh Vicky ke bachche ne kaunsi movie select ki hai???"
Maan murmured but before he could read the name of the movie on the certificate, he got the answer of his question as the name appeared on the screen…
"THE DIRTY PICTURE…."
Maan was stunned and simply speechless… While our dear nave Geet started with her round of innocent questions….
"Maan…"
Poor him, he was still reeling from shock!!!
"Maaannn!!!"
"Huh… H… Haan…"
"Yeh kaisi movie hai??? Iss ke naam mein Dirty kyun hai??? Matlab abb picture dirty kaise ho sakti hai???"
"Hey babaji abb main kya jawaab doon???"
Maan thought while mentally strangling Vicky for making him stuck in this situation… Lest did he know ki yeh toh sirf shuruaat hai!!!
"Maan… Bataiye na…"
"Ummm wo… uhhh… haan… actually the actors of this movie didn't have a bath since they started shooting for it till they ended the shoot… Ummm… They took a bath only on the premiere of the movie so uhh.. haan… its name is Dirty Picture since the actors were dirty…"
Maan finished the lame excuse while mentally slapping himself for the super stupid and senseless explanation… But thankfully his Jaan was convinced…
Geet grimaced while making faces…
"Chhhiii chii…. Kaise log hain…"
She was looking so adorable that Maan wanted to eat her alive…
Maan cursed the poor doctor!!!
"Damn… That doctor and her stupid advise…"
The movie finally started saving Maan from any further questions; But till when who knows…
The movie progressed while Maan was busy mentally strangling Vicky for choosing such movie, the ambience overall formed firstly due to the movie, secondly, the set up of the hall, and lastly the object of his fascination sitting right on him….
Ahhaa…?
Oho o?Oho o?Oho o?Oho
o?Oho o?Oho o?Oho o?Oho o
Sss..?
The song 'Ooh la la'… started while Geet got excited seeing it and literally started jumping on his lap rubbing him at all the wrong places….
Chutki joh?Tune kati hai?
Jori se kati hai?Yahan wahan..
Ruthi hoon?
Main tujhse ruthi hoon?
Mujhe mana le na?
O jane jaan
Poor him, he was having a hard time controlling himself… First of all, the sensuous movie and then his innocent seductress who was seducing him with her innocence…
Chedenge..?
Hum tujhko?Ladki tu hai?Badi bombaard?
Aha aha aha aha
Ooh la la…?
Ooh la la…?Ooh la la…?
Ooh la la…?Tu hai meri fantasy..
Choo na na?Choo na na?
Choo na na?Choo na na?
Ab main jawan ho gayi..
The interval was planned by Vicky in such a way that it came right after the song… Maan was thankful for the much-needed break… He offered Geet some juice as he noticed that she has not eaten anything since the movie started…
"Geet… Yeh lo… Juice pee lo… Tumhara favorite Orange juice…"
But apni Geet was in her own thoughts… She was pondering over something since Vidya Balan became 'Silk' but her thoughts were diverted when the song 'Ooh La La' started…
As soon as Maan saw that look on her face, he knew he was in deep trouble… He still remembered the 'I F**k you' episode of their childhood and knew that his nave and innocent little wify was going to ask him questions… As he had rightly thought that day, he was very soon going to be rendered speechless…
Our bichara Maan, he was drinking cold water bracing himself for the question that was about to be fired at him… But he didn't expect this…
"Maan… yeh P*rn kya hota hai????"
He choked and spluttered all the water out, drenching himself completely….
"Arrey kya hua…. Aap theek toh hain…"
Geet spoke rubbing his back helping him gain his composure… Or maybe seducing him all the more!!!!!
"Umm main theek hun abb Geet…"
Maan croaked with great difficulty, silently wishing that Geet had forgotten her excellent question but it seemed that God was not on his side today…
"Thank god… Achchha abb mujhe bataiye na P*rn kya hota hai… Pehle mujhe lagaa it's a short form for POPCORN parr phir popcorn movie koi kyun banayega… Aur Silk ko popcorn movie kyun offer karega??? Abb she is not Cadbury silk jo porpcorn banaye chocolate flavor!!! Bataiye na what's the meaning of 'P*rn'…"
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