Ishra SS: Pyar Hai Ya Nasha PG 20

Hello YHMians...not a story but just a comical scene between Ishra connecting the present picnic track and something from my own imagination...totally crazy hai...just for fun!

errors hai toh excuse me...PMs later

This is a hilarious take based on the upcoming picnic track. I am twisting the original scene a little. Ishita and Raman stop at a road side daaba for munching on some evening snacks and by mistake she drinks alcohol which was kept by some employee. She is totally out of control in a matter of minutes. Her weird smiles were giving suspicions to him but he never even imagined that she could be drunk. They were seated opposite to each other and were almost done with the food when she all of sudden started off with a strange weird hiccup...

Ishita: hayee mere Raavan kitna hot lag raha hai!

She had said it so loudly and attracted attention while he was too stunned and could only hush her up saying, "shhh...what's wrong with you? Kuch toh sharam karo...log kya sochenge?"

But inwardly laddu poote Raman ke mann mein...aakir biwi ke mooh se yeh compliment badi baat hai na?

Ishita: issme sharmaane ki kya baat hai? tumaari biwi hoom, isiliye toh aise baatein keh rahi hoom

Raman glares at her thinking "paagal toh nahi hogayi? Nahi nahi woh toh pehle se hi thi...aaj aur kuch special hai kya? "

Ishita could see him muttering, "kya??? [After a short thinking] waise tum straight ho na?? I mean ladkon mein interest toh nahi na???

Raman: rukho thodi dher mein saare interest samjhaatha hoom...

Ishita blushed as she wavered a bit, "main toh kabse ready hoom..samjhao na Raman?

Raman: bill pay karke chalte hai

Ishita mocked at him playfully, "ufff RAAVAN KUMAR, biwi se pyar ke sevai sab kuch teek taak kartha hai...ab mujhe hi kuch karna padega"

Raman got up from his seat but Ishita was quicker and she landed up on his lap shocking him to the core. "What the hell!" he had just blurted out when he caught the alcohol smell from her as she inched closer to his face. She spoke up, "kaise pyar karthe hai yeh main aapko sikaathi hoom..."

Raman: ohhh so madrasan ne pee rakhi hai...ab aayega picnic ka asli maza...

He couldn't stop grinning at her actions..

He managed to make her stand up and literally dragged her to the car. He shoved her into the back seat as he felt that she wouldn't let him drive and keep distracting him with her antics.

Ishita naughtily poses indifference first and then slowly squints her eyes and looks around when she feels the start of the vehicle. She gets up slowly and leans forward to the front latching onto his seat.

Raman was in his "Nothing affects me" attitude as always. She tries her best antics to grab his attention but he pretends not to notice any of that...as usual RAAVAN KUMAR BHALLA attitude!

She clinks her hand showing off her new colorful bangles that she had wore matching her dress. He gets annoyed "don't distract me Ishita...hataao apna choodiyon ka dukaan... "

Ishita sighs and withdraws her hand "aap already mujhse distracted hai na??"

Raman shakes his head as if saying "NO" and his mind muttered, "yeh jhansi ki rani toh aaj saare haddh paar karne ki taan liya hai!"

She shows a funny face at him through the mirror. He doesn't fail to notice it and a small grin creeps up his lips. Though he showed off annoyance, inside him, he was surely enjoying this childlike yet romantic side of her. In her senses, she was never going to show this side of her.

She poses to be angry and is silent for a while. Then again leans to him, and eyes the steering wheel with jealousy,

Ishita speaks up sarcastically, "steering ko aise pakadh rakha hai jaise ke GF ho...ab mera number kab aayega?"

Raman grins without able to control hearing her funny comment and voices, "ek dho teen...ginthe raho...tumaara number jaldi aayega.."

Ishita scratches her head in confusion, "aisa hai kya? lo shuru abi karthi hoom..."

She starts singing the song without any delay or hesitation much to the surprise of Raman. He hadn't expected this

"Ek Do Teen, Char Paanch Che Saath Aath Nau, Dus Gyarah, Barah Tera

Tera Karoon, Tera Karoon Din Gin Gin Ke Intezaar,Aaja Sanam Aaye Bahaar"

Raman was fully taken aback a bit by her loud crazy song...of course what else could he expect of his talli paagal Jhansi ki rani, "oye chup ho jaa...yeh kis paagal se panga liya maine...isse picnic pe nahi paagal khaana mein admit karna chahiye"

Ishita smiles dreamily, "agar aap mere saath honge na kahi bhi jaane keliye thayaar hoom...Waise ek idea hai mere paas...shaadi ke baadh aapne mujhe honeymoon pe bhi nahi le gaye...kyun na honeymoon keliye wahi chale?"

She pouted as she complained about the honeymoon. It was a blush and a fake anger which filled him up at that moment. But Raavan took over Ram and he replied faking anger more, "tumaare paagalpann ka koyi limit nahi na?"

Ishita frowned as she encircled his neck from behind, "haan...meri paagalpann tumaare akdupann jaisa hi hai...dono beyond limits!"

She winked and added without giving him a chance to say anything, "thats why we click together na?

She releases his neck as he pushes her back but she jerks forward and hits his upper arm. He scowls at her for that while she mindlessly ignores him and starts singing again into his ears irritating him endlessly.

Raman looks at the crazy girl who is singing and is in her own crazy world...and he is left thinking "yeh kahaan phas gaya Raman?"

Raman stops the car suddenly "uthro Ishita"

Ishita looks around and realizes that they have come a long way and they are somewhere in a lonely side road. It was almost dark too.

Ishita: kyun??? Raaste mein chodhne ka iraadha toh nahi??

Raman pushes back his seat widely increasing his leg space and in a quick action, grabs her hands and drags her to the front...before even realizing what was happening, she landed up on his lap...He winked and replied

"Raman Kumar Bhalla aise beech mein chodhne waalon mein se nah nahii! Ek baar haath dhaam li toh phir zindagi barr keliye..."

Long moments of silent eye lock pursues...

Had the alcohol effect dropped in his sudden gesture or was she acting so far? Well it wasn't clear but the eye lock did seem to create some magic in the air that engulfed them. She snapped out when she feels his fingers naughtily gliding up her arms. She couldn't help a blush creeping up her cheeks and she tried to free herself from his hold...

Raman grinned sensing her struggle "tum hi toh iss steering ke jagah lena chahthi thi na???...ab bukhtho..."

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So how was it? pls do reply...I will continue based on the comments! So its a OS for now