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This happened about a month or two ago near Lonavala and even though it sounds like something from an Alfred Hitchcock movie. it's real! This

This happened about a month or two ago near Lonavala and even though it sounds like something from an Alfred Hitchcock movie. it's real! This...

Hey yall, Well I was eating dinner with some friends when another friend of mine sent me a text message saying the following... A true

Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off. Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough. ...

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidas === Luv and Kush are going to a village in between comes a well. Luv

Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Newfie says to the second, "If I was to sneak...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE FROM...

An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business

From his death bed, Ramu called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Bolu." Jasmeet : "Bolu ! But he is your

BB : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Jenny that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found jenny in...

One hot summer afternoon, Raman is watching a Cricket game on TV while his wife Padmini is out cutting the grass. Between innings, Raman goes

Love story : Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero's sister,and hero's sister loves heroine's brother .

A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early and go to the secretary's appartment for an

Ek lady k 4 childrens hoote hain per woh widow hoti hai,Uski molakat ek men se hooti hai aur uske bhi 4 childrens hoote hain aur uski wife bhi

Man pulls car with nose A Chinese man has pulled a car more than 10 metres with his nose. Wang Chuntai, from northeastern

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A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival. The passage way was too narrow for two to pass. The

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun. BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar

ORIGINAL: Tumse milne ki tamanna hai............pyar ka eerada hai............ aur ek vaada hai............J..a....a..n..a...m........ REMIX:...

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam: 1) Amitabh is using the Nokia communicator in 1992 whereas Nokia itself launched it from 1998 onwards. May be he is a

After being chased from everywhere Sadaam went to Mumbai where he met Rani Mukherjee. So he greeted Rani "kahoo Rani ji kya haal hai"? ...

A New Teacher Joins school He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance. Teacher asks- "kya TUM Judva ho.?? Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain

Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is going to expire soon, here are a few persons who could audition for the show.

A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he didn't know. Husband asked maid. Maid replied : Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai...

One American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon. While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake. There was one boy standing...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...

Hus : Maine ladka maanga tha ladki kaise ho gayi? wife : Tumhare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti.

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little