A man's lotto ticket

A Man finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Man goes back to the synagogue. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Man still has no luck!! Back to the temple... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Man is confronted by the voice of the God: "YOU, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET".

hun...u r not allowed to post "Sardar jokes"....please read the rules 😳

Originally posted by: natasha20072008

hun...u r not allowed to post "Sardar jokes"....please read the rules 😳

I was going to say the same thing😊 ...but if you still want to post the joke you can type 'Person A' or use other names such as 'Mary' or 'Tom'....I think you understand what I mean so please next time be careful😊

Sumra

oh sorry..
my bad...
i will change it right away
thanks