Guess we are freinds

Guess we are freinds

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus.
Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt. As the bus rolled up and
it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with
a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make
the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more
embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.
And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust she
could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to
the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack
and again was unable to make the step. About this time, the big Texan that was
behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly
on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero,
screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!"
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but
after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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lol...I had posted the same joke long back but it wasn't the bus situation I guess.....