Papa : beta har parai estri(Lady) ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....???
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
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Judge: You say that the defendant stole the money from
your bra, while you
were wearing it. Then why did'nt you stopped him
She said: I was'nt sure he wanted it
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