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When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. When...

Bar Joke A Really Bad Day There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big...

1.WIFE VS HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and...

English words and their Indian definitions highly likely to be featured in the new Munnabhai movie Check out this video b4 reading plz! v

The perfect day according to: HER 8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 Pounds lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30

Why In COUPLE PHOTO, MALE are on Right SIDE WOMEN on Left SIDE... B'coz In Balance Sheet Assets are on RIGHT Side Liabilites are on LEFT...

tom-i heard that my sister had a baby.they didn't say whether it was a boy or a girl,so i don't know whether i am an uncle or aunt until i get

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! ENJOY...........

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ENJOY............

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy,Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in...

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One girl read a board "likhney wala briliant.....parhney wala idiot.." the girl becomes angry, she rubs the board and writes, "parhney wala

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever...

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man...

1. Coca-cola was originally green. 2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury. 3. Smartest dogs: 1) border...

The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1...What are you thinking about? 2...Do you love me? 3...Do I look fat? 4...Do you think she is prettier

There was a beautiful young Shiiiie-, who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his...

on the bus there was a man on the bus and he was sitting down when a fat lady said 'if u were a gentleman you would stand up and let someone

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...

Hello Friends! As you all know quotes can be funny, inspirational, touching, romantic and I can go on... This is jokes forum so

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Bollywood the land of plagiarists…the heart and soul of drab…churning fodder for millions of gullible Indians everywhere…. We hear they have

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous...

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around...

Jokes Posted by @ B H i on June 21st, 2006 *Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke...

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this: RICH WIDOW...

There's a guy who owns a parrot that swears like a sailor. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy