Little Billy is approached by the lifeguard at the
public swimming
pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said thelifeguard.
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Billy.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving
board!"
==
"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share
all your troubles
and
sorrows."
"But I don't have any, my love."
"He said, when we get married"