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Banta: iss mirror ki kya guarantee hai..?
shop keeper:aap isko 100 floor se nichey giwao, ye mirror
99 floor tak nahi tutegaa.
Banta: wahh wahh pack it
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Kewl jokes, pjs and one liners
shop keeper:aap isko 100 floor se nichey giwao, ye mirror
99 floor tak nahi tutegaa.
Banta: wahh wahh pack it
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Kewl jokes, pjs and one liners
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