Jokes Forum - Page 116

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just make

Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School 10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't

Temptation An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that...

The kind of roommate to avoid Courtesy : Young Times If you have a chance to choose your roommate in the college dorm, run a mile from the...

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs). Obviously there was one ordinary boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like

1) BRAIN TUMOR : Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what...

What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. ********************************************** Duniya

A Family in Sourthern India was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from Guly, Italy . It was sent by one of the daughter's .

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good

Professor Genie A Ph.D. student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub

A Matter Of Punctuation An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his...

It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose...

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of

Princess And Her Frog Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,she found four males in the act of leaving with her car! She dropped her shopping...

The Rabbit And The Bear Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out for a walk and saw a magic golden frog. The...

Following is the best joke in the compitittion organized in Britain....... This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM

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A young man was strolling down a street in south London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people

Bombay oopps... Mumbai has it's own charm as u read u will find out This is Bombay... Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay. Churchgate

Before marriage Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti Taj mahal banana chahta hoon, Likin Mumtaz nahi milti.... After marriage Takdeer hai magar...

Please excuse if the following has been posted earlier! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if

Moms are great teachers. As mine did, I'm sure your Mom taught you some of these same rules in life...enjoy! My mother taught me RELIGION - "You

1# A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an

Rules For Work Print this out and hang it over your workstation: We dare you! 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until

A man tried to sell his dog to a neighbour... "This is a talking dog," said the man, "and he's yours for only five bucks." "I don't believe you,"

Kids Test Papers These are from test papers and essays submitted by kids: 1. "When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."