best joke in compitition READ IT!!!!!!!!!

uddas thumbnail
Posted: 20 years ago
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Following is the best joke in the compitittion organized in Britain.......

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

A MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"


The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?"

The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen!
our
tent". 😳

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Posted: 20 years ago
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it is a very nice joke , but i am sorry it is a repeat, vijay has shared this joke in this forum, before
Edited by anjuman - 20 years ago
uddas thumbnail
Posted: 20 years ago
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sorry. i just recieved this joke frm mail.. i can deleate that if u want
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Posted: 20 years ago
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I have read it too but I was wondering: what exactly is a CA?
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Posted: 20 years ago
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i believe it would be Charted Acct.
uddas thumbnail
Posted: 20 years ago
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LO0Z GOOD QUESTION BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
vijay thumbnail
Posted: 20 years ago
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[quote=uddas]sorry. i just recieved this joke frm mail.. i can deleate that if u want.[/quote]

Nahin Oye,😛

You need not delete your post and we do not mind reading it again. Waise... mine was similar but not same, technically speaking it was a variant of this one. 😆

Btw CA = Chartered Accountants

They take care of company accounts and in India I know that every Company needs to get the accounts audited by a Chartered Accountants. Its somewhat mandatory.

Cheers,
Vijay

Edited by vijay - 20 years ago
uddas thumbnail
Posted: 20 years ago
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acha jii 😳

oh ok thamx that was sweet of u. loz ok i didnt know that tanx 4 tellin gme lo0z

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Posted: 20 years ago
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sorry uddas😭, didn't mean to make u feel bad
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Posted: 20 years ago
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Sigh...the CA designation is what I'm aiming for after I graduate. But, auditing sounds really interesting - tracking for hidden funds...finding an Enron or a Parmalat...😉

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