May all ur wishes come true????

Professor Genie

A Ph.D. student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking
through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub
it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give
each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the Ph.D. student.

"I want to be very rich, living in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless."

Poof! He's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I also want to be rich, living in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."


Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."