Laughter all the way

1#

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out
he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.

"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of
us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
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2#

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a
large crowd gathered.

A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get
near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly,
"Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a
donkey.

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3#

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome
to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The
weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier,
but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup
of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach piped up, "That's nothing... You should
see the back of mine!"

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hey flora your jokes are great!

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