Jokes Forum - Page 115

Chemical analysis of laughter State: Laughter is a gaseous form of matter and it occurs in the vapor form, when it is in excess.

James Bond Style : The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile

Smart Duck! One day a duck went to the supermarket. He went up and down the aisles. Then he walked up to the store manager and said, "Got any

Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a

The Three Bears It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies" he

** If the Titanic was made in India 1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 2. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white

Paint Job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show...

Clever Blonde A man was on a flight to New York from LA. He was sitting next to a blonde lady. He decided to have some fun, so he asked the

A blonde went to helicopter flight training, wanting to learn to fly that day. The owner agreed to send her up, and instruct her by radio. He

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've...

Scuba Duba Do... One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had

10. A chain of "Bhaskar-RaoBins" ice cream stores all over the country, in collaboration with Baskin Robins. 9. Kraft will make "PARAMESAN

The Proposal ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl,...

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he

Here is an Aarti for "Computer Baba" nbsp; nbsp; *********************************** Om Jai Computer Baba, Swami Jai Computer Baba Client logon

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in Newspapers: * Bill goes Dhak-Dhak! * English Babu Desi Mem. * Brain

Chandragupt Ki Shakti Meerabai Ki Bhakti Rajchandra Ka Gyan Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa India

Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...... Sherlock...

My dear Trignometry, With due calculations, I am asking ur opinion about the marriage of my son , Mr.Zero to yr daughter Ms. Infinity. I have

There is a bill of $50 lying on the floor. Santa Claus and a Smart blonde and a dumb blonde walk by. Which person would have picked the $50

''I would like to see a woman dentist,'' said the first man. ''Why?'' asked his friend. ''Because it would be a pleasure to have a

Rameshkumar age 89, and Santosh age 85 are all excited about their decision to get married. Both had moved to USA with their respective

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but simply could not...

HUSBAND AND WIFE Husband Wife - Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my...

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God,

How To Deal with Telemarketers :- 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some