Jokes Forum - Page 117

One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender:

What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? A. Mu Lee What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ? A. Tha Lee What happens to the

Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed by Bollywood. He wants to be in Hindi movies and he starts dreaming.. Bill was in the Oval

Movies and their meaning to s/w professionals- Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US. 1942 a Love story : Sticking to one

there are 4 people on a plane. An american, a Pakistani, an indian, and a Sardar. Midway through the flight the pilot announces that due to

Little Billy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to

Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired using cell phones and for a change decided to use really ancient methods of communication. They decided to

Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in Bollywood? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here

Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien Yahan thookna mana hien !!

I talk, he talk, why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle) Why are you naat fill upping the blanks? (filling up the

* DO loop Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega * IF THEN ELSE Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to

Question : What is the height of globalization? Answer : Princess Diana's death Question : How come? Answer : An English princess with an

Go to this link and VOTE http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=769 PN=1

Amitabh : Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin

Here's an essay on "The Cow" which was actually written by some student in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination"

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could

From : Hero No.1 Subject: Yeh Prem Patra Padhkar, Tum Naraz Na Hona... Johnny Mera Naam Piya Ka Ghar Choukee No. 11 Teesri Manzil China Town...

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Sardar were doing construction work on the 20th floor of building. They were eating lunch when the Irishman said,

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,

Dear brother, Convey me heartiest greetings to respectful parents. I am hoping all is well with health and wealth. I am fine at my end. Hoping

One hungry Bush... One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kindofa pain and she

Santa Singh once applied to Medical College. Listed below are the results of his entrance test. Needless to say he didn't make

Shaadi ke pehle(Before marriage) - Maine Pyar Kiya Shaadi ke baad(After marriage) - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? Shaadi ke pehle -...

1) Pentium III Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan. 2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hi tha. 3) Hard disk and Floppy disk -...

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing You're at a party with a bunch

Letter from a Sardarjee mother to her son Pyaarey puttar, Vahe Guru. I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you cannot read...

MONKEY BUSINESS A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of